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Obi-Wan Kenobi is dead
Obi-Wan Kenobi is dead
xhonzi
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of Earth.http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html
Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
Lord Vader announced the killing of Obi-Wan Kenobi at the Imperial Palace on Coruscant. More Photos »
By DEN DHUR and HALLIS SAPER
CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
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Magister Pontifex Maximus
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- do chél dénmha
Monolithium
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Stringer in Space!I just wish General Grievous was getting his share of the credit.
Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.
Davnes007
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The one who keeps all of your secrets!Monolithium said:
I just wish General Grievous was getting his share of the credit.
His share of the credit?
Grievous got totally pwned by Kenobi.
The only credit he deserves is the one at the end of the movie!
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If you want Nice....go to France.
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyLast night I decided to listen to Star Wars Theme/Cantina Band by Meco backwards, and it totally said "Obi-Wan is dead" over and over.
Wow! (TB)
TML
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"He no nuts, he's crazy!"I'd just like to let everyone know that the Emperor did NOT kill Kenobi himself. Darth Vader did. The Emperor just happened to be the one who was in office when he allowed Vader to do it. This is not a victory for the Emperor, but really a victory for the Galactic Empire. Let's not forget the fact that the Emperor never produced his Coruscant Birth Certificate
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyHey, just like xhonzi never produced his Naboobian birth certificate!
Hmmm....
Anchorhead
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Hand Of JudgmentI can't believe you guys believe any of Vader's story. Clearly he blew up the Death Star himself so he could use it as an excuse to invade Hoth. A planet, by the way, which had nothing to do with the Death Star attack.
You want proof?
1. No WMD were found on Hoth.
2. Look closely at the Death Star explosion photos.....
Crimson. Eleven. Delight. Petrichor.
Akwat Kbrana
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Token Linguistics NerdThis will be a day long remembered! It has seen the end of Kenobi; let's hope and pray it will soon see the end of the rebellion!
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xhonzi
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of Earth.TV's Frink said:
Hey, just like xhonzi never produced his Naboobian birth certificate!
Hmmm....
C3PX- WILL YOU PLEASE STOP BRINGING UP THE BIRTHERS!?!?!
You're TEARING ME APART!
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyPoor C3PX, he's actually literally not even posting in this thread.
TheBoost
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Better a bad bomb than a bombadThis is terrible and pointless. It will only embolden the Rebel Alliance.
corellian77
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Has a smile 12 parsecs wide
And if the Death Star's explosion really originated at the core, then why does this photo clearly show the explosion originating from the bottom?
Clearly evidence of a controlled demolition by the Empire itself.
"The 1997 special edition seemed like a cool idea, but I don't think any of us were expecting it to be the "death" of the films as we knew them." -- C3PX
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!And notice how vader is the ONLY ONE to survive the explosion. I think that speaks for itself.
I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier and more handsomer...
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusThese conspiracy theorists are complete screwballs.
I even read one nut claim that Vader's son blew up the Death Star after Vader's daughter (whoever she is) gave the Rebels the plans.
Do you really think something like that would happen without the Emperor knowing about it?
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Akwat Kbrana
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Token Linguistics NerdYou kooky conspiracy theorists. The Death Star's hull was covered with freaking Quadanium steel! Only a chain reaction of stellar fuel igniting the hypermatter reactor could have possibly generated enough heat to destroy a Quadanium steel hull. Any controlled demolition not originating in the Death Star's core would've been ineffective. Proton mines or thermal charges wouldn't have even been capable of denting the Death Star's hull. Any structural engineer will agree with me.
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greenpenguino
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Double standards!!Hey, you guys hear? Apparently Vader killed a pair of innocent moisture farmers! Just to get a pair of droids! This galaxy is getting worse all the time...
I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier and more handsomer...
TheBoost
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Better a bad bomb than a bombadgreenpenguino said:
Hey, you guys hear? Apparently Vader killed a pair of innocent moisture farmers! Just to get a pair of droids! This galaxy is getting worse all the time...
Like the Rebllion's never killed anyone. This is war.
Besides, they lived on Tatoine. They were probably Jedi Fundamentalists. That entire religion is based on violence.
Obi-Wan Kenobi is dead