Obama is now a Republican

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sexyloser's avatar
Obama is now a Republican

I can't see why conservatives are mad at him, as he basically became a Republican after he was elected. 

-Extended the Bush tax cuts. 
-Kept the Patriot Act. 
-Kept the Drug War and failed to legalized Marijuana. 
-Dragging his feet to create a Consumer Protection Agency with Elizabeth Warren at its head and failed to bring back the Glass–Steagall Act regulations. 
-Appointed people who were responsible for the financial crisis to his cabinet and the Fed. 
-Chose a stimulus that was 25% of what his economists said was needed and 28% of which was tax cuts. 
-Failed to close subsides for corporations that outsources jobs overseas or oil companies that are making record profits. 
-Cozy up to Wall Street and corporate interest. 
-Failed to create a public works program to create jobs. 
-Dragging his feet to close Gitmo (it's still open). 
-Dragging his feet to end DADT (it's still in effect). 
-Doesn't support gay marriage. 
-Abandoned promise for net neutrality. 
-Failed to use the bully pulpit of the Presidency to show support for unions under attack in Wisconsin, Ohio, and New Jersey. 
-Failed to show support for Planned Parenthood that's under attack. 
-Praised the Bowles-Simpson plan to gut Social Security and Medicare. 
-Embraced his opponents who would never vote for him while abandoning his supporters. 
-Did healthcare reform similar to what Mitt Romney did in Massachusetts. 
-Escalated, just enough to anger the locals but not enough to bring in decisive results, in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya, and Yemen, without clear goals and an end game. 

The nation was ready for change, but Obama chose the status quo. We wanted a FDR but we got a Herbert Hoover instead. I wonder how can he sleep at night knowing that people cried in joy at his election and are still crying because they're jobless and penniless. To those saying the President can't do everything, I say he entered office with a super-majority in Congress and a huge popular mandate for change. To those saying he doesn't want to appear to be too partisan, I say ultimately Americans like bold, decisive leadership. Bush was as partisan as partisan can be and he won reelection. If Obama thinks his meek and overly cautious leadership is going over well with the American people, he's dead wrong. 

timdiggerm's avatar
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1. Oh god I don't really want to get involved in this, do I?

2. He just told Congress not to extend the Bush tax cuts.

Ziggy Stardust's avatar
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Ever heard of the Politics thread, you sexy loser you?

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pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
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  1. How much is that doggy in the window?
  2. The one with the waggily tail.
  3. How much is that doggy in the window?
  4. I do hope that doggy's for sale.

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sexyloser said:

Obama is a pussy.


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Woah, it's RedFive!

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CP3S said:


pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.  
timdiggerm's avatar
RE: Obama is now a Republican

A Lego minifig before anyone else.

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Pfft. Whatever, lego minifigs are for pussies.

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Tyrphanax's avatar
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Pussies are for dicks.

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RedFive's avatar
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I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!


Mrebo's avatar
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We could do the same exact kind of exercise to show Clinton was a Republican or Bush was a Democrat (yes, really). Most of your examples may just as well point to ineffective leadership - not ideology. And some stuff, like pretending Romney's health care plan is a Republican idea, is just specious. It's like saying Don't-Ask-Don't-Tell and DOMA are Democratic ideas since Clinton signed them.

Certainly Obama has not lived up to the hype and undefined and abstract hopes of his admirers. Also, Bush was not that partisan, but he did pursue unpopular policies. As evidence consider his attempt at immigration reform and his signing of Ted Kennedy's No Child Left Behind.

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Mrebo said:

We could do the same exact kind of exercise to show Clinton was a Republican or Bush was a Democrat (yes, really). Most of your examples may just as well point to ineffective leadership - not ideology. And some stuff, like pretending Romney's health care plan is a Republican idea, is just specious. It's like saying Don't-Ask-Don't-Tell and DOMA are Democratic ideas since Clinton signed them.

Certainly Obama has not lived up to the hype and undefined and abstract hopes of his admirers. Also, Bush was not that partisan, but he did pursue unpopular policies. As evidence consider his attempt at immigration reform and his signing of Ted Kennedy's No Child Left Behind.

 Well put, Mrebo.  A better response than the one I was too lazy to post myself.

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none's avatar
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The two party system shares more common traits then dissimilar ones.

Tyrphanax's avatar
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Hey, isn't there, like... I dunno... a thread for this?

 

I don't want TWO threads I can't click on. C'mon.

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Tyrphanax said:

I don't want TWO threads I can't click on. C'mon.

/thread

Oh, and this is why we have The New Thread Thread.

Last edited on June 30, 2011 at 9:13 PM by TV's Frink
DuracellEnergizer's avatar
RE: Obama is now a Republican

I wish Obama was a Republican. Things would finally start to get interesting.

God doesn't think in terms of black or white - or even shades of gray - but in big, bright, bold hues of blue and orange.

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sexyloser said:

I can't see why conservatives are mad at him, as he basically became a Republican after he was elected. 

-Extended the Bush tax cuts. 
-Kept the Patriot Act. 
-Kept the Drug War and failed to legalized Marijuana. 
-Dragging his feet to create a Consumer Protection Agency with Elizabeth Warren at its head and failed to bring back the Glass–Steagall Act regulations. 
-Appointed people who were responsible for the financial crisis to his cabinet and the Fed. 
-Chose a stimulus that was 25% of what his economists said was needed and 28% of which was tax cuts. 
-Failed to close subsides for corporations that outsources jobs overseas or oil companies that are making record profits. 
-Cozy up to Wall Street and corporate interest. 
-Failed to create a public works program to create jobs. 
-Dragging his feet to close Gitmo (it's still open). 
-Dragging his feet to end DADT (it's still in effect). 
-Doesn't support gay marriage. 
-Abandoned promise for net neutrality. 
-Failed to use the bully pulpit of the Presidency to show support for unions under attack in Wisconsin, Ohio, and New Jersey. 
-Failed to show support for Planned Parenthood that's under attack. 
-Praised the Bowles-Simpson plan to gut Social Security and Medicare. 
-Embraced his opponents who would never vote for him while abandoning his supporters. 
-Did healthcare reform similar to what Mitt Romney did in Massachusetts. 
-Escalated, just enough to anger the locals but not enough to bring in decisive results, in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya, and Yemen, without clear goals and an end game. 

The nation was ready for change, but Obama chose the status quo. We wanted a FDR but we got a Herbert Hoover instead. I wonder how can he sleep at night knowing that people cried in joy at his election and are still crying because they're jobless and penniless. To those saying the President can't do everything, I say he entered office with a super-majority in Congress and a huge popular mandate for change. To those saying he doesn't want to appear to be too partisan, I say ultimately Americans like bold, decisive leadership. Bush was as partisan as partisan can be and he won reelection. If Obama thinks his meek and overly cautious leadership is going over well with the American people, he's dead wrong. 

I am going to post this where it belongs. 

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Politics/topic/2888/page/383/

CP3S' avatar
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Why? It doesn't belong anywhere, it was obviously just baiting.

Warbler's avatar
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You don't think this belongs in the political thread?  It sure seems to be about politics to me.

HarryTasker2525's avatar
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And I am now, A FISH!

 

It belongs in boring politics thread.

Last edited on July 1, 2011 at 11:01 PM by HarryTasker2525
Warbler's avatar
RE: Obama is now a Republican

huh?

Ziggy Stardust's avatar
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I agree.

That makes no sense.

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CP3S said:


pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.  
TV's Frink's avatar
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HarryTasker2525 said:

And I am now, A FISH!

 

It belongs in boring politics thread.

I'm guessing this made more sense in your native language.

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TV's Frink said:

HarryTasker2525 said:

And I am now, A FISH!

 

It belongs in boring politics thread.

I'm guessing this made more sense in your native language.

There's also a more funny Russian joke to go along with it. But again it'd be better in another thread not this one.

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Wimp lo said:

Huh, My finger points!

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