Yeah, WHERE AM I?!?!? Haha, I didn't even notice. Damnit Greenie, I'm respectable not loathsome! There's your hint as to who I'd be.

Also, I lied. I don't wanna be an animated character. I want to be a Whatever:

Well, you write it then! Neeeeeeaaar!!! XP

Seriously, bkev NEEDS to be there.  If he's not written, we walk.

Do we have a gaffer hired?  Every movie production needs a gaffer.  Is there a gaffer in the house?

Plot synopsis: In 2004, the website, OT.com is investigating a disturbance in teh internets. Theforce.net emerges from the disturbance and attacks OT.com. TFN's second bitchiest mod, Whinge-bag, demands that Vote_for_palpatine come onto the board to discuss the prequeks. TFN's chief mod is initially silent, but when Vote_for_palpatine mentions the date, the mod suddenly kills Vote_for_palpatine and resumes the assault on the OT.com. OT.com's chief mod, Jay, orders the site's members evacuated. To protect the members, Jay and bkev sacrifice themsleves by spamming the TFN.net with various sock accounts. Before bkev dies, eight beautiful women proclaim their true feelings for him, saying that they always loved him. Seven years later, On the site STARWARS.com, Ziggy Stardust has become a reckless but intelligent young man. After a forum fight involving the star wars prequels, Ziggy meets TV's Frink, who challenges him to emulate Jay's heroism and join the new site GOUT.com. Greenpenguino accuses Ziggy Stardust of cheating during a thread game, which Greenpenguino himself had programmed. The forum is interrupted when GOUT.com receives a distress signal from starwars.com. Doubleofive and Ziggy, realizing that the "disturbance" observed by starwars.com is similar to the one on the day OT.com was destroyed, Ziggy convinces Frink to raise the spamfilter and thus be ready for the oncoming trap. The members arrive at starwars.com to find the nearly all of the site has been destroyed and the TFN drilling into site's core. After the members are attacked by theforce.net, Frink surrenders, giving Greenpenguino command of GOUT.com and promoting Ziggy to mod. Ziggy, Anchorhead and ibleedspeed perform a forum jump onto theforce.net forums, disabling them. However, it has drilled deep enough in starwars.com for theforce.net's mod to launch a virus into the core, creating an internet black hole. The black hole consumes the site, killing most of the members left on teh site. As theforce.net mod tortures Frink to gain access to Earth's perimeter defenses, Greenpenguino maroons Ziggy on the site fanedit.org for mutiny after Ziggy argues against Greenie's orders. Ziggy encounters an OldGreenpenguino, who explains that he and theforce.net are from the future. 25 years in the future, the world is threatened by the lies and special editions that George Lucas has been creating with his constant revisions of his films. OldGreenpenguino intended to use the "virus" to send to Lucasfilm.Ltd to stop the lies, but the lies destroyed the George Lucas before he could act, killing theforce.net's one true love. TFN attacked OldGreenpenguino, and both were caught in the event horizon of the virus, sending them back in time. TFN captured OldGreenpenguino and stranded him on fanedit.org to watch OT.com's destruction. OldGreenpenguino and Ziggy walk to a nearby Starfleet outpost, where they meet Shonzie. With OldGreenpenguino's help, Ziggy and Shonzie create sock accounts onto GOUT.com. Following OldGreepenguino's advice, Ziggy mocks Greenpenguino's lack of common sense to provoke an emotional response. An incensed Greenpenguino chokes Ziggy before he recognizes his emotional compromise; he relinquishes command to Ziggy. Ziggy and Greenpenguino email deep into theforce.net's 'mod center'; Ziggy rescues Frink while Greenpenguno uses OldGreenpenguino's virus to destroy theforce.net. Greenpenguino leads TFN away from Gout.com. Just prior to the virus' activation, C3PS arrives and emails Ziggy, Frink, and Greenpenguino away. OldGreenpenguino's virus activates that destroys theforce.net and almost claims GOUT.com. On Gout.com, Ziggy is promoted to the rank of Uber-mod and given command of the reformed OT.com, while Frink goes on to work on fanedit.org. Greenpenguino encounters his older self in a star trek forum; OldGreenpenguino has selected a website for the surviving starwars.com members to populate. He dissuades his younger self from resigning from Gout.com. Greenpenguino joins in OT.com and becomes a mod under Ziggy's command. The film ends with the OT.com-ers discussing weather or not to make a film about this. Frink comes along and tells them that that idea would be shit. Oh, and bkev was there too

BTW, Bingowings has been hired as gaffer.

EDIT: If possible, I would like to wear this:

You'll be demanding Billy dolls next.

Ziggy Stardust said:

Oh, and bkev was there too

/thread

I die? :<

I've always wanted to do a heist movie. How about - 005's Eleven?

...Adywans's familiarity with Star Wars makes him very reluctant to get involved, but when he begins to think of it as a good way to get back at his rival, George Lucas (Tv's Frink), who owns the three Companies, Adywan agrees to finance the operation....

bkev said:

I die? :<

Not until eight beautiful women say that they love you!

Bingowings said:

You'll be demanding Billy dolls next.

I just did a GIS for that because, once again, I had no idea what you were talking about.

And I must say that I am not amused.

EDIT: Nevermind, just realized it was an obscure Bowie reference. Oops.

Ziggy, you must hand over your bowie fanship now. you have disgraced us bowie fans with your dis-knowledge. You must now renouce bowie and be forced to be a fan of......

JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!! MAW HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE NO!

(kills self)

K'now, I bet you didn't know what he was talking about at first either.

It's been a long time since I've listened to Aladdin Sane.

Ziggy Stardust said:

PLEASE NO!

(kills self)

K'now, I bet you didn't know what he was talking about at first either.

It's been a long time since I've listened to Aladdin Sane.

 

I guess you didn't have the 'time'

Johnny Ringo said:

I've always wanted to do a heist movie. How about - 005's Eleven?

...Adywans's familiarity with Star Wars makes him very reluctant to get involved, but when he begins to think of it as a good way to get back at his rival, George Lucas (Tv's Frink), who owns the three Companies, Adywan agrees to finance the operation....

 

So I play Lucas...or Lucas plays me?

Either way, I'm offended.  But if I also get to be rich, I can live with it.

No, you are Lucas.

George Lucas isn't hip or cool.

(checks wiki)

or Sixty-five

Yeah, but there is no "done" with Lucas.

Johnny Ringo said:

I've always wanted to do a heist movie. How about - 005's Eleven?

...Adywans's familiarity with Star Wars makes him very reluctant to get involved, but when he begins to think of it as a good way to get back at his rival, George Lucas (Tv's Frink), who owns the three Companies, Adywan agrees to finance the operation....

greenpenguino said:

Ziggy, you must hand over your bowie fanship now. you have disgraced us bowie fans with your dis-knowledge. You must now renouce bowie and be forced to be a fan of......

JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!! MAW HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Justin Bieber playing bkev?

or just regular Bieber?

Because, as I said earlier, I am a fan of the former.

doubleofive said:

Johnny Ringo said:

I've always wanted to do a heist movie. How about - 005's Eleven?

...Adywans's familiarity with Star Wars makes him very reluctant to get involved, but when he begins to think of it as a good way to get back at his rival, George Lucas (Tv's Frink), who owns the three Companies, Adywan agrees to finance the operation....

I like it, mostly because when my friends cast an Oceans parody, I get to be the computer nerd who never does anything. ;-)

 Wait, isn't that the plot of Ocean's 1138?

I will never be Bieberiffic enough for the role Xhonzi. However, if I must be played be a real child actor, I choose... myself.

Also, I just noticed I come back to life. This concept now meets my approval.

The question is not how bieberiffic you are, bkev...

It's how bkeveratorsome the biebs is.

(and how well respected)