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Warbler said:

*sigh*  what about me?   who is going to play me?

 

Warbler.......Orson Welles

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Crap, I realized reading the Politics thread that I read Warbler with a voice, but I can't remember who it was now.

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RE: OT.com, the movie!

John Adams?

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xhonzi said:


John Adams?
Haven't been around that long.

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I really think Anchorhead should be Jesse Ventura.

James Corden could probably handle the *sighs* of Warb (if he can do the accent).

Last edited on April 14, 2011 at 6:04 PM by Bingowings

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RE: OT.com, the movie!

greenpenguino said:

Warbler said:

*sigh*  what about me?   who is going to play me?

 

Warbler.......Orson Welles

no, he's much to great an actor to play me.

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And much too dead. I think Kevin Costner should play Warb.

If dead actors can play us, like Orson Welles and Heath Ledger, then screw Ving Rhames, cast Humphrey Bogart to play my role!

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CP3S:

...then screw Ving Rhames, cast Humphrey Bogart to play my role!

But... he's... white.

Last edited on April 14, 2011 at 7:04 PM by xhonzi (Reason: Clarity.)

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But I'm totally modern and have no problem with that.  I mean, it worked for Michael Clarke Duncan in Daredevil.  Albeit in reverse.

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Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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CP3S said:

And much too dead. I think Kevin Costner should play Warb.

hmm,  I don't know . . . perhaps I should just play myself. 

xhonzi said:

But... he's... white.

so? 

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Warbler said:

xhonzi said:

But... he's... white.

so? 

As I said in my subsequent post, I have no problem (really) with a white man playing CP3S... it'll just take some getting used to.

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Warbler said:

*sigh*  what about me?   who is going to play me?

Vince Vaughn

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You should take it Warbler.  I got stuck with Jason Alexander.  By someone who has seen me in real lifeTM.

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"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

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Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Anchorhead said:

Warbler said:

*sigh*  what about me?   who is going to play me?

Vince Vaughn

"I'll make it rain out here"

 Actually I think you are onto something there.

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RE: OT.com, the movie!

xhonzi said:

CP3S:

...then screw Ving Rhames, cast Humphrey Bogart to play my role!

But... he's... white.

I have no problem with a cracker playing my role. Especially if it is Humphrey Bogart.

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RE: OT.com, the movie!

Okay, okay.  Like I said... that's cool with me, brother.  I just... think it's a little... unusual.

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"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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TV's Frink said:

Please.  Gaffer shall be played by...

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RE: OT.com, the movie!

xhonzi said:

Warbler said:

xhonzi said:

But... he's... white.

so? 

As I said in my subsequent post, I have no problem (really) with a white man playing CP3S... it'll just take some getting used to.

CP3S said:

xhonzi said:

CP3S:

...then screw Ving Rhames, cast Humphrey Bogart to play my role!

But... he's... white.

I have no problem with a cracker playing my role. Especially if it is Humphrey Bogart.

xhonzi said:

Okay, okay.  Like I said... that's cool with me, brother.  I just... think it's a little... unusual.

um . . . ok . . . sure. *Warbler is very confused . . .*

xhonzi said:

You should take it Warbler.  I got stuck with Jason Alexander.  By someone who has seen me in real lifeTM.

ok, I'll take it.

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RE: OT.com, the movie!

CP3S said:

xhonzi said:

CP3S:

...then screw Ving Rhames, cast Humphrey Bogart to play my role!

But... he's... white.

I have no problem with a cracker playing my role. Especially if it is Humphrey Bogart.

But I thought you hate black people*.  At least, that's what the politics thread taught me.

Last edited on April 14, 2011 at 8:34 PM by TV's Frink (Reason: *Obvious joke - I'm not confused like Warb)
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^ hilarious!

Warbler said:

xhonzi said:

But... he's... white.

so? 

When I read xhonzi's post I thought to myself "where's warb when you need him".  Apparently not too far away.


I'll take James Dean!!

Last edited on April 14, 2011 at 8:48 PM by RedFive


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RE: OT.com, the movie!

Warbler said:

*sigh*  what about me?   who is going to play me?

 

John Leguizamo. or Kirsten dunst.


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look at Johnny Ringo, man.  If I had to go against that guy it would be an Indiana Jones\Dovchenko event - and I'd be hoping like hell for a bunch of ants.

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I want to be played by David Bowie!

So...who's gonna write the script?

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CP3S said:


pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.  
xhonzi's avatar
RE: OT.com, the movie!

RedFive said:

Warbler said:

xhonzi said:

But... he's... white.

so? 

When I read xhonzi's post I thought to myself "where's warb when you need him".  Apparently not too far away.

 Wait, now I'm confused.  Are you both calling me a racist?  I SAID I WAS OKAY WITH A WHITE GUY PLAYING CP3S!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

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"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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