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FanFiltration
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Everything is a psyop!
Here is a thread to post anything that might be related to our impending apocalyptic doom.
The long-dreaded "zombie apocalypse" has begun in Miami, where police shot a naked, mindless man who was literally feeding off the face of another naked man.
After being shot, the zombie continued to feed, requiring the police to shoot him a second time. CBS Miami reports:
"Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal. ...Officers found one man gnawing on the face of another, in what one police source called the most gruesome thing he'd ever seen."
Mike Adams has written a full account of the "zombification of America" in today's feature story:
http://www.naturalnews.com/035990_zombie_apocalypse_Miami_police.html
"I stay in debt because I pattern myself after America. When America pays her bills, I'm gonna pay mine!" - Dick Gregory
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusI'm a vegetarian.
I just thought I'd make that perfectly clear.
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xhonzi
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of Earth.I'm vegetarianian. That means I only eat vegetarians. Omnivors are so... gamey.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
FanFiltration
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Everything is a psyop!xhonzi said:
I'm vegetarianian. That means I only eat vegetarians. Omnivors are so... gamey.
I'm with you. I only eat Grass fed, free range humans...
"I stay in debt because I pattern myself after America. When America pays her bills, I'm gonna pay mine!" - Dick Gregory
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusThat's me safe for the moment at least.
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Problem frink?? ;)THE END IS NIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOOM SHALL CONSUME US ALL!!!! REPENT!! REPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier...
DOUBLE STANDARDS!!!
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusI regret nothing.
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ray_afraid
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A Midwest Monster Of The Highest GradeFun fact! The guy who was attacked and eaten is still alive! He was rushed to the ER and will have to undergo some facial reconstruction but otherwise he's in stable condition.
The virus is spreading!
THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU BARBARA!!
DuracellEnergizer
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Summer of 69erZombies suck. Revenants are where it's at.
My Heather Langenkamp avatar has decided to go on an extended vacation and may not be back for sometime. Not to worry, though, for she will be back - eventually.
Davnes007
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The one who keeps all of your secrets!DuracellEnergizer said:
Zombies suck. Revenants are where it's at.
No, no, no...
Zombies eat brains.
Vampires suck.
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
#HashtagsAreStupid
TV's Frink
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Likes Lens FlairsWhat about reverse vampires? Do they blow?
DuracellEnergizer
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Summer of 69er
My Heather Langenkamp avatar has decided to go on an extended vacation and may not be back for sometime. Not to worry, though, for she will be back - eventually.
FanFiltration
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Everything is a psyop!After the police shot the man the first time, an officer shouted at the perp to cease and desist from eating the victims nose. The perp responded by moving to the victims eye's, and was heard mumbling something about the nose being a bit runny anyways, before the police fired the second deadly shot.
"I stay in debt because I pattern myself after America. When America pays her bills, I'm gonna pay mine!" - Dick Gregory
Johnny Ringo
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has been intentionally left blank.Bingowings said:
I'm a vegetarian.
I just thought I'd make that perfectly clear.
yeah, but you're made of meat.
Anchorhead said:look at Johnny Ringo, man. If I had to go against that guy it would be an Indiana Jones\Dovchenko event - and I'd be hoping like hell for a bunch of ants.
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusJohnny Ringo said:
Bingowings said:
I'm a vegetarian.
I just thought I'd make that perfectly clear.
yeah, but you're made of meat.
Sometimes... yes but I'm well passed my best before date.
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Return to Form, or Forum in this case!!Phillip said:
It's overblown nonsense.
A lot of drug nuts running wild.
"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won't last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you'll be able to project it on a 20' by 40' screen with perfect quality. I think it's the director's prerogative, not the studio's to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas
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Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusI used to buy my Granny Bath Salts.
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corellian77
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Has a smile 12 parsecs wide^ I suppose that makes you her bath salt pusher?
FanFiltration said:
http://www.naturalnews.com/035990_zombie_apocalypse_Miami_police.html
Disturbing.
On a lighter note, scrolling down that page, I came across this amusing bit of humour:
Imagine masses of drooling creatures slinking through the streets in raggedy business suits, oblivious to reality and only seeking to feed on the innocent masses...
Oh wait, that's every day on Wall Street.
"The 1997 special edition seemed like a cool idea, but I don't think any of us were expecting it to be the "death" of the films as we knew them." -- C3PX
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusIt could have been worse, it could have been Cake.
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xhonzi
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of Earth.It's a lie!
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusCould you please come and run our government?
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greenpenguino
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Problem frink?? ;)TV's Frink said:
What about reverse vampires? Do they blow?
Nah.
Those are Soviet Vampires
I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier...
DOUBLE STANDARDS!!!
Leonardo
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Disco Stu likes Disco music!
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
twister111
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TV's Frink got me into the dark side of the force!
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex Maximus^When there is gnome more room in hell...
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