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Leonardo's avatar
RE: New "Superman" actor announced!

Says the guy with a banana for a mouth. You're so ugly you put the "Ugh" in Ughnaught.

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

bkev's avatar
RE: New "Superman" actor announced!

*sigh*

TV's Frink's avatar
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Hey, at least I was on-topic.  The Bridgekeeper has a beard.

Leonardo's avatar
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Sorry Frink. :(

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

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Bingowings said:

^ I would be curious to find out how the above image was formed.

It's clearly shopped but what are the elements?

 A girl, a guy and a pizza kitchen?

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TV's Frink's avatar
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I thought it was two guys...also a pizza place?

xhonzi's avatar
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Who can keep up these days?  I was working backwards from "Two Kirks, a Kahn and a Pizza Place".

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

TV's Frink's avatar
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That's a real thing?

Maybe I need to give RC another chance.  That was funny.

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"Today I am pledging to cut the deficit we inherited in half by the end of my first term in office." -President Obama

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TV's Frink said:

That's a real thing?

Maybe I need to give RC another chance.  That was funny.

Did you see the 20 second clip?  That's all there is, if that's what you meant by 'real thing.'

RC definitely has its highlights. 

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

TV's Frink's avatar
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Yes, I was referring to the clip.  I thought you made up the phrase until I used The Google.

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So... any word on the plot of this new Superman movie?

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Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

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...flying alien disguises himself as newspaper reporter and saves people (hopefully).

It would be so much more fun if he disguised himself as a newspaper.

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RE: New "Superman" actor announced!

Will he still change into his Superman costume in a phone booth?

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Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

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RE: New "Superman" actor announced!

Do they still have phone booths on your planet?

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Sluggo said:

Will he still change into his Superman costume in a phone booth?

 

Superman would adapt to the changing landscape.

"I stay in debt because I pattern myself after America. When America pays her bills, I'm gonna pay mine!" - Dick Gregory 

 


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Maybe he can only change clothes at a T.G.I. Fridays or other similarly kitchy eateries that feature old phone booths and whatnot.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

TV's Frink's avatar
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Chotchkie's?

xhonzi's avatar
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Close, but more flair.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

TV's Frink's avatar
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Flingers?

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Bingowings said:

Do they still have phone booths on your planet?

Do they still have newspapers on your planet?

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.

Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

TV's Frink's avatar
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J.P. Losman's?

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Sluggo said:

Bingowings said:

Do they still have phone booths on your planet?

Do they still have newspapers on your planet?

Aye but sadly they are no longer used to wrap chips in, it added something to the flavour.

*dye*

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    orth’ bháis’s bethad,
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Sluggo's avatar
RE: New "Superman" actor announced!

Bingowings said:

Do they still have phone booths on your planet?

Is this one of your Earth jokes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I should have answered this way the first time.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.

Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

TV's Frink's avatar
RE: New "Superman" actor announced!

F.P. Santangelo's?

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