You're killing me, smalls!

Ziggy Stardust said:

corellian77 said:

 

"This is what happens when you FUCK... A STRANGER... IN THE ASS!" -- Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski

Don't you mean fight a stranger in the alps?

What is that from?  Please tell me it's from the TV broadcast of Lebowski.

"I didn't know it was that free."

"One plus two plus one plus one"

"Flames, on the side of my face.."

"I didn't do it!"

"It's frightened."

"This is war, Peacock!"

"Let us in! Let us in!" "Let us out! Let us out!"

"I'm the butler, I like to keep the kitchen tidy."

"Communism was just a red herring."

"Can you keep a secret? So can I."

"I know. So I choose to expose myself."

"Why would I reveal to you how I did it?

"You don't know what kind of people they have at the U.N., I might go up in their estimation."

"A double negative!"

"The Library!" "The Study!" "The Kitchen!" "The Cook!" "Yvette!"

"No." (in best sneering Tim Curry fashion)

"Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine."-Clue (just for Frinky...)

^An underrated classic.

TV's Frink said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

corellian77 said:

 

"This is what happens when you FUCK... A STRANGER... IN THE ASS!" -- Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski

Don't you mean fight a stranger in the alps?

What is that from?  Please tell me it's from the TV broadcast of Lebowski.

It's from the TV broadcast.

Here's a link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9bPQHdpXyk

^Hilarious.

The Ghostbusters one was pretty depressing, however.  They're trying to take my childhood away!

TV's Frink said:

^Hilarious.

The Ghostbusters one was pretty depressing, however.  They're trying to take my childhood away!

First George Lucas, now it's the FCC.

TV's Frink said:

^An underrated classic.

Might as well lump in television quotes as well.

"I just wanted to see some free titties, but there's no such thing as free titties, is there Zack, IS THERE?"

none said:

Ziggy Stardustwrote: It's from the TV broadcast.

They missed one of my favorites:

 

"I'm going to give you this flipper."

 http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism

There's tons of these.

"Son of a butthead" TV's Biff from TV's Back to the Future.  My sister and I use to say that all of the time.

The truth? You Can't handle the truth!

"So you're telling me there's a chance..."

My wife did something clever today, so I used the line "clever girl", not even using an impression. She turns to me and very seriously said "I am not a velociraptor."

Clever girl.

lol

"Its my will against yours, and you WILL lose" -

"Your girlfriend is going to weep when I rip your finger clean off!"

"Im not here to take long warm showers with you assholes"

"Your nightstick file for divorce offficer?"

                                               -Clint Eastwood in Heatbreak Ridge.

"Martin, do you know what mental toughness is? Well, mental toughness is the ability to accept the fact that you're human and that you're going to make mistakes - lots of 'em - all your life. And some of them are gonna hurt people that you love very badly. But you have the guts to accept the fact that you ain't perfect. And you don't let your mistakes crush you and keep you from doing the very best that you can." - Billy Jack

Thanks, Earl!  This cell phone is better than a pinky finger any day of the week!

-Lone Star State of Mind

There are two things that frost my butt.  One is a snow cone about this high, and the other is Ryan Harrison.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8wXlnmtyfM

OK, more of a monologue than a single line but I love the philosophy in it.

"It looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!"

"As you wish."  ~  The Princess Bride