"Why worry?  Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back." -- Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

"This is what happens when you FUCK... A STRANGER... IN THE ASS!" -- Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski

Never rub another mans rhubarb - Joker, Batman

corellian77 said:

"This is what happens when you FUCK... A STRANGER... IN THE ASS!" -- Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski

I use this at least twice a day.

Also from Walter: "Calmer than you, dude.  Calmer than you."

I know - Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back

"When do we get to see the basement?" - Pee-Wee Herman, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

                                "It's good to be The King."

                                "Uh-hm, There it is." 

                        "Why? What's wrong with me?"

                      "He's got to have his Dip-tet, Honey!!"

"Do you feel lucky?  Well, do ya, punk!?"

"And don't call me Shirley"

+1

"The stuff that dreams are made of."-The Maltese Falcon

"You know what the fellow said. In Italy for thirty years they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed underthe Borgias yet they produced Michaelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci and the Renaissance. in Switzerland the had democracy and peace. They had 500 years of brotherly love. And you know what that produced? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly."-The Third Man

"Nothing is written.", "No prisoners!", "The trick is not minding that it hurts.", "No Dryden. It's going to be fun.", "Stand and fight!", "To be great again, it seems that we need the english... or...
(Or?) What no man can provide, Mr. Lawrence. We need a miracle."-Lawrence of Arabia

"What have I done?"-Bridge on the River Kwai

"Rosebud.", "I think it would be fun to run a newspaper.", "You know, Mr. Bernstein, if I hadn't been very rich, I might have been a really great man.", "You're right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars next year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in, 60 years.", "NEWS ON THE MARCH!"-Citizen Kane

"I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!", "I just ran out of bullshit." "-Network

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." "I can do anything-I'm the chief of police."-Jaws

"We all go a little mad sometimes."-Psycho

"You're only supposed to blow THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!"-The Italian Job

"Either I'm dead right or I'm crazy!"-Mr. Smith Goes To Washington

"I wish I had a million dollars."-It's a Wonderful Life

"Let's go."-The Wild Bunch

"I just went gay all of a sudden!"-Bringing up Baby

"Such ingratitude after all the times I've saved your life." "When you have to shoot, shoot don't talk." "I get dressed, I kill him and be right back." "Idiots. It's for you." "Tuco Bendito Pacifico Juan Maria Ramierez...also known as The Rat." "I always follow my job through-you know that.", "Put your drawers on, and take your gun off.", "You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig." "You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass."-The Good The Bad and The Ugly

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"-Batman

"Haha...son of bitch..", "You wanna talk to God? Let's go see him together. I've got nothing better to do.", "Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali-in Hell!", "You cheat Dr. Jones! You cheat!", "No time for love Dr. Jones!", "The floor's on fire.", "She talks in her sleep.", "Junior!", "Look what you did!"-Indy

"I goddamn near lost my nose and I like it. I like breathing through it and I still think you're hiding something." "Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown."-Chinatown

Godfather time:

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Go to the matresses.

Don't ask me about my business... Never ask me about my business.

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

I believe in America.

Bonasera, Bonasera. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?

Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me.

That's a true story. That's my family, Kay, it's not me.

You can act like a man!

Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again.

It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

But if Clemenza can figure a way to have a weapon planted there for me, then I'll kill 'em both.

Hey, whatcha gonna do, nice college boy, eh? Didn't want to get mixed up in the Family business, huh? Now you wanna gun down a police captain 'cause he slapped ya in the face? Hah? What do you think this is? The Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away? You've gotta get up close like this and bada-bing, you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit! Come here!

You're taking this very personal. Tom, this is business and this man is taking it very personal.

It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business.

How did things ever get so far?

But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.

We'll get there, Pop. We'll get there.

This one time I'll let you ask me about my affairs.

You're out, Tom.

I have to go to the bathroom.

Look how they massacred my boy.

Fabrizzio, where are you going?

We don't discuss business at the table.

-It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. 

-Hit it.

-Get out! And don't come back until you've redeemed yourselves!

-Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to nuns that way.

-Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.

 - It's good to see you, sweetheart.

 - You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.

 - Oh, please, don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.

- You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.

- No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas! I--I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!

-They broke my watch! 

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HotRod said:

I know - Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back

I'm pretty sure The Empire Strikes Back is included in "Non SW."

     "You'll get nothing, and like it!!!"

    "Anybody else wanna be a comedian?"

"I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you."

"This is a business, not a home for irresponsible puss-brains!"

"Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you. ."

"Don't fuck with the Jedi master, son"

TV's Frink said:

HotRod said:

I know - Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back

I'm pretty sure The Empire Strikes Back is included in "Non SW."

That depends greatly on your own point of view..

See what I did there

HotRod said:

TV's Frink said:

HotRod said:

I know - Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back

I'm pretty sure The Empire Strikes Back is included in "Non SW."

That depends greatly on your own point of view..

 

See what I did there

Nope.  Explain it to me.  But do it without a SW reference.

Rogue-theX said:

"Don't fuck with the Jedi master, son"

The hell is this?

TV's Frink said:

Rogue-theX said:

<img src="http://www.mushybees.com/test/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/805274-cockknocker1ll_super.jpg" />

"Don't fuck with the Jedi master, son"

The hell is this?

none said:

TV's Frink wrote: The hell is this?

Cock Knocker : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_7HVcYjM3Y

Ah, so I should have said "What the fuck?"