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Meteor explodes over Russia
Meteor explodes over Russia
SilverWook
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I am ready for the trials!http://news.yahoo.com/meteor-explodes-over-russia-1-100-injured-175838744.html
I don't know about you guys, but this scares the crap out of me. And yet, it plays second fiddle to CNN's obsession with that cruise ship. Had this happened last year, the 2012 doomsday crowd would have gone even more insane than they did. Between this and Tunguska 1908, Russia can't get a break.
This is also the kind of event that could have been mistaken for a first strike nuclear attack not too many decades ago.
TheBoost
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Better a bad bomb than a bombadThat's what they get for being commies!
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyIn Capitalist America, TheBoost zings you.
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusAnd again SilverWhiskers pinches my scoop.
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- Anál nathrach,
- orth’ bháis’s bethad,
- do chél dénmha
NeverarGreat
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Once upon a time there was a Star Wars trilogy. Now there is apocrypha."Meteor hits country with largest land mass!"
*slow clap*
Hey meteor! Call me when you manage to hit the Vatican.
In all seriousness this is rather humbling and serious.
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyI heard the meteor will be the next Pope.
CP3S
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"friggin midgit devil teddy bear"I'd vote for him!
SilverWook
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I am ready for the trials!This past week's events are starting to seem like a bad ripoff of The Omen movies. Or a really bad "SyFy Channel Original Movie", I'm not sure which.
Akwat Kbrana
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Token Linguistics NerdCP3S said:
I'd vote for him!
King Arthur Chapman said:
You don't vote for popes!
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Warbler
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South Jersey DevilTV's Frink said:
I heard the meteor will be the next Pope.
no, in order to be Pope, one must be male and Catholic. the meteor is neither.
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusFrench Meteors are female but in a cosmic sense all space rocks are 'univers'al therefore Catholic.
However Erisian Popes can be genderless, inanimate objects once they enter Earth's atmosphere if they carry the correct ID and get a dispensation from another pope.
If you want to make a rock a Pope be one today.
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- Anál nathrach,
- orth’ bháis’s bethad,
- do chél dénmha
Leonardo
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Joliet JakeTV's Frink said:
I heard the meteor will be the next Pope.
Pfffft don't be ridiculous...
The Inanimate Carbon Rod will be Pope!
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusThe Rutles are bigger than Rod.
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FanFiltration
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Everything is a psyop!Bingowings said:
The Rutles are bigger than Rod.
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TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyWarbler said:
TV's Frink said:
I heard the meteor will be the next Pope.
no, in order to be Pope, one must be male and Catholic. the meteor is neither.
Prove it.
Leonardo
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Joliet Jake
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
Warbler
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South Jersey Devil*sigh*
Mrebo
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TV's Frink said:
Warbler said:
TV's Frink said:
I heard the meteor will be the next Pope.
no, in order to be Pope, one must be male and Catholic. the meteor is neither.
Prove it.
I was discussing this last night - regarding how I might get to be pope. I suspect they could do some kind of pro forma ceremony (baptism, confirmation, etc), wave their hands, and declare a guy Catholic in order to make him Pope. I was baptized as a baby but not sure if that gets me much further than purgatory. I was more excited by the prospect of the Coptic popehood (even cooler hats) but that was filled in November.
Is it true the meteor was 7,000 tons?
This is not a lightsaber. Nor a euphemism.
Warbler
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South Jersey DevilI am pretty sure the guy would have to be declared a Catholic before they could be elected Pope.
Davnes007
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The one who keeps all of your secrets!No. It was actually 6999 & 1/2 tons.
If it landed in the ocean, it would have been baptized, and then it could have been Pope.
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Warbler
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South Jersey Devil*sigh*
TV's Frink
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Ointment Flylol Dav
NeverarGreat
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Once upon a time there was a Star Wars trilogy. Now there is apocrypha.It needs to be holy water, not holey water.
msycamore
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SilverWook said:
http://news.yahoo.com/meteor-explodes-over-russia-1-100-injured-175838744.html
I don't know about you guys, but this scares the crap out of me. And yet, it plays second fiddle to CNN's obsession with that cruise ship. Had this happened last year, the 2012 doomsday crowd would have gone even more insane than they did. Between this and Tunguska 1908, Russia can't get a break.
This is also the kind of event that could have been mistaken for a first strike nuclear attack not too many decades ago.
Could it be Kal-El?
Seriously though, that is scary and fascinating at the same time.
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Meteor explodes over Russia