That's none of your business.

DuracellEnergizer said:

 

TV's Frink said:

I cut off my left hand to stop the voices from coming back.

Did you replace it with a chainsaw?

 

He tried to, but the hospital he went to was privately owned, and he didn't have insurance.

TV's Frink said:

Don't try that right guilt thing on me, it won't work.

Sounds to me like you're a right supremacist. >:(

darth_ender said:

There is a dreadful and largely overlooked discrimination in this world.  It's more prevalent than racism or sexism, more institutionalized, more widespread.  It's bigotry against southpaws, lefties, yes, those who use the supposed sinister hand rather than the dexterous hand.  Left handed people don't live as long earn less money, and are disadvantaged with almost every tool or object of utility: scissors, notebooks, writing most Indo-European languages, etc.  How can we allow this bigotry to go on.  I suggest that all left-handed folks on this site sue the US government, Wal-mart, and every other entity that has taken advantage of and been built on the backs of the poor, repressed sinistros.

Rise up, all lefties, and unite!  Take what's rightfully yours.  We demand reparations!

I thought Manuism was discrimination against Manchester United supporters until I discovered Smirnoff.