timdiggerm said:

Leonardo said:

AAAaaAAHHH!! Get the freak!

And so the oppressed becomes the oppressor.

Lefties are almost always criminals.  It's documented.

I cannot sit idly by while you blindly spew your mindless, murderous venom against the left-handed population.  You ignoramus!  All left-handed-Americans just want a better life.  It's really the right-handers that cause all of our country's problems!

JEDIT: For those who who think I'm just being silly, there is a lot of truth in my thread.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bias_against_left-handed_people

Bias deserved.

Lefties are overly violent.

I am an natural amby, a habitual righty, conditioned as such by a lefty mum.

Don't be shocked, they used to do that. My father's generation (people born in the mid 50s) remembers such times.

Leonardo said:

Don't be shocked, they used to do that. My father's generation (people born in the mid 50s) remembers such times.

Yep my parents (from Hoboken N.J.) told me that they used to slap children in school who tried to use the left hand, and would also use tactics like strapping the left arm so the left hand could not be used. Dark times indeed!  They went to school in the late 1930's and 1940's. 

I cut off my left hand to stop the voices from coming back.

I'm genuinely curious to find out what people think of the purpose of this thread.  Why did I start it?

darth_ender said:

I'm genuinely curious to find out what people think of the purpose of this thread.  Why did I start it?

Because you're a leftie attention whore.

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In other words, because you're a leftie.

doubleKO said:

Winner of the thread!

In reality, this thread was designed to go beyond political correctness.  The disadvantages to lefties are real and often go unnoticed.  No one complains and raises a big stink about lefties or numerous other prejudices.  To me that is hypocrisy.  On the other hand, many of the media-sanctioned official victim groups are completely unreasonable in their demands and further alienate rather than repair divides.  This thread is more serious in its complaints than many realize, but it is also a parody of all forms of hypocritical demands from so many who seem to prefer to be victims of their circumstances.

That and I'm an attention-...erm...seeker.

It's not prejudice if it's true, leftie.

I see you just want to send all my kind to the left-handed water fountains, left-handed schools, and the left of the bus :(

Don't try that right guilt thing on me, it won't work.