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of Earth.TV's Frink said:
Tobar said:
I haven't read the book and I had no problem following it. Of course if you're making out during the movie you're going to miss things...
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Double standards!!John Carter
10 mystical blue thingys out of 10
It sucks that not a lot of people saw this, now we won't get a sequel. :(
I hadn't really read the books properly before seeing this, and the movie has given incentive to go and read them. I don't get why this wasn't called 'John Carter of Mars' anyways, stupid disney.
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Imagination PrincessTV's Frink said:
Tobar said:
I haven't read the book and I had no problem following it. Of course if you're making out during the movie you're going to miss things...
Fixed for Gaff.
Also, yay for Gaff!
Um... I would hope no making out happened since I wasn't there.
There is no lingerie in space...
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Wait for me. I shall be merciful and quick.Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012)
Just got back from seeing this. What a wonderful film.
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Chief Architect of Cynical MoralityAfter watching the movie, I understand. It wasn't about him being "of Mars", it was about him becoming it. The title screen at the beginning which mirrored the one at the end showed that. I actually appreciated it after that.greenpenguino said:
I don't get why this wasn't called 'John Carter of Mars' anyways, stupid disney.
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of Earth.greenpenguino said:
John Carter
10 mystical blue thingys out of 10
It sucks that not a lot of people saw this, now we won't get a sequel. :(
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
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of Earth.doubleofive said:
After watching the movie, I understand. It wasn't about him being "of Mars", it was about him becoming it. The title screen at the beginning which mirrored the one at the end showed that. I actually appreciated it after that.greenpenguino said:
I don't get why this wasn't called 'John Carter of Mars' anyways, stupid disney.
And apparently all of the marketing, including the name change, was done by the director, Andrew Stanton, not Disney.
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The name change costed them at the very least $20 mil. domestically (complete guess by the way, but altogether entirely likely).
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Chief Architect of Cynical MoralitySee what a nice written apology gets you on this forum? Nothing!xhonzi said:
Q: Gee, who's fault is that?greenpenguino said:
John Carter
10 mystical blue thingys out of 10
It sucks that not a lot of people saw this, now we won't get a sequel. :(
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of Earth.I accpeted your apology.
But, it won't get me a John Carter sequel.
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has been intentionally left blank.you whatnow?
Anchorhead said:look at Johnny Ringo, man. If I had to go against that guy it would be an Indiana Jones\Dovchenko event - and I'd be hoping like hell for a bunch of ants.
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Double standards!!xhonzi said:
doubleofive said:
After watching the movie, I understand. It wasn't about him being "of Mars", it was about him becoming it. The title screen at the beginning which mirrored the one at the end showed that. I actually appreciated it after that.greenpenguino said:
I don't get why this wasn't called 'John Carter of Mars' anyways, stupid disney.
And apparently all of the marketing, including the name change, was done by the director, Andrew Stanton, not Disney.
I enjoyed the end title reveal, but I think it did far more damage than it was worth. The movie should have been called "John Carter and the Princess of Mars" and they still could have done the "John Carter...waitforit...of Mars" bit at the end.
Or they could've kept and advertised the name 'John Carter of Mars' and have the title show up at the end, for when he 'becomes' John Carter of Mars.
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Likes Lens FlairsI thought "of Mars" was his maiden name.
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Chief Architect of Cynical MoralityThat's "O'Mars".TV's Frink said:
I thought "of Mars" was his maiden name.
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Stringer in Space!Get John Carter would have been the sequel.
Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.
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Likes Lens Flairsdoubleofive said:
That's "O'Mars".TV's Frink said:
I thought "of Mars" was his maiden name.
Good point, O'Five.
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Double standards!!His married name is O'Barsoom.
BARSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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Double standards!!Mr Nobody (2009)
This movie makes my brain hurt, but I really like it.
Plus it has better old man make-up than Prometheus, which is a big plus.
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Everything is a psyop!"The Last Temptation of Christ" (1988)
Great and stunning film!
11 out of 12 Apostles
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Just a simple manFanFiltration said:
"The Last Temptation of Christ" (1988)
Great and stunning film!
11 out of 12 Apostles
They forgot the 13th Apostle, Rufus.
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has been intentionally left blank.Prometheus. Yeah...again.
it still sucks. Saw it during a night out with friends. Had a good time overall.
Thought about fanedit ideas while watching it this time, got a few Ideas but will probably have to wait and see what the extended cut and deleted scenes provide.
Johhny Ringo. Frustrated Alien fan. Signing off.
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Wait for me. I shall be merciful and quick.Drive (2011)
Originally I had intended to watch The Conspirator because I thought it'd make a nice sequel to AL:VH. =P But my brother came over so we ended up watching this. I'd heard good things about it. I was a little skeptical because of Ryan Gosling but I gave it a chance. It turned out really well. Good film, odd title design and soundtrack though. =P
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Risky Business 10/10
Black Swan 9/10
Sanjuro 9/10
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead 9/10
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Tauntaun herder-Damn Fool Idealistic CrusaderShadow of a Doubt
Classic, brilliant little movie full of Hitch's fascinated humor about the seemingly innocent and perfect being infected and tarnished with evil. However the small town Americana feel has always been a bit too much for me. I've never been able to enjoy it as much as his other films, and while I don't deny its greatness, this combined with some of the odd quirks of the plot have always been a negative.
4 balls out of 4, though it is nowhere near Hitch's best.
Spellbound
Ridiculous mandate to adapt a trashy book into a movie about psychoanalysis. Hitch and Ben Hecht manage to cram in every possible story element to make it work, and they succeed. Gorgeous to look at and unbelievably interesting.
4 balls out of 4.
Notorious
If there is one film you can point to and say: "this is how you make movies", it is Notorious. Sheer perfection on every conceivable level of storytelling and filmmaking, and Hitchcock's pinnacle in his B&W period. The cinematography is stunning, Ingrid Bergman is ravishing, Cary Grant is at his coldest and most debonair (and the true film forerunner of James Bond) and Claude Rains walks away with the film. Again.
The Criterion DVD is the best way to see the film, as it was struck from the nitrate OCN, IP and a fine grain master. It has more fine detail than the MGM disc or Blu-ray with great 1.0 mono. My favorite classic era DVD mastering period.
4 balls out of 4. Perfect. Highest recommendation. One of the best films ever made.
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Seven Samurai 10/10, or maybe I should say 7/7