xhonzi
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of Earth.I was over looking at the tiers of pledges for Double Fine's new Adventure Game... and it got me thinking...
What would the pledge rewards be for the OOT on BD?
(Each tier contains all rewards from previous tiers.)
Donate $100 and receive the OOT on BD
Donate $500 and ???
Donate $1,000 and ???
Donate $10,000 and get a signed apology from George Lucas.
Donate $100,000 and come to the Skywalker Ranch re-premier.
Donate $500,000 and sleep over at Skywalker Ranch after the re-premier.
Donate $1m and get a special thank you on the BD menu.
Donate $50 billion and inherit the copyright to the Star Wars franchise (inspired by Bingo).
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
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"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
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Chief Architect of Cynical MoralityI think I would take out another loan for this. Would they be personalized?xhonzi said:
Donate $10,000 and get a signed apology from George Lucas.
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Magister Pontifex MaximusI'd say the $500 level should be a limited cinema release for the OOT or OUT and the $1,000 level should be for a full cinema release.
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negative1$0 - OOT trilogy
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because that's what it should be,
technically for all the people that
have paid, and supported lucasfilm
through the years.
at some point it will be closer to
a reality.
later
-1
[no GOUT in CED?-> GOUT CED]
xhonzi
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of Earth.Bingowings said:
I'd say the $500 level should be a limited cinema release for the OOT or OUT and the $1,000 level should be for a full cinema release.
Meaning that if you donated $500 you would be invited to a limited cinema release? I'm not sure if I take your meaning.
005 said:I think I would take out another loan for this. Would they be personalized?xhonzi said:
Donate $10,000 and get a signed apology from George Lucas.
Of course!
-1 said:
$0 - OOT trilogy
I hear what you're saying. I don't disagree, but you've got to speak the same language as the man who holds all of the keys.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
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Magister Pontifex MaximusI meant the donations should be tallied each with a target number.
When the target is reached the prize should be unlocked to the general public.
So when enough donations of $500 are reached there should be a limited cinema release for all.
If enough donations of $1000 are reached there should be a general cinema release for all.
A single donation of $1 Million should trigger a general apology from Lucas.
A single donation of $10 Million should trigger a specific apology from Lucas in person to the individual donor.
The lower scale donations should be entered into tombolas and the winner of the lower drawer should be entered into the drawer two grades up.
This would allow for a small but probable chance that donating $1 could result in a personal apology from George Lucas.
A donation of 1 trillion would win the donor the whole Star Wars until the end of time and there too their troth shalt be plighted.
Say goodbye, to all this and "hello" to Jason Issacs.
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of Earth.Bingowings said:
I meant the donations should be tallied each with a target number.
When the target is reached the prize should be unlocked to the general public.
So when enough donations of $500 are reached there should be a limited cinema release for all.
If enough donations of $1000 are reached there should be a general cinema release for all.
A single donation of $1 Million should trigger a general apology from Lucas.
A single donation of $10 Million should trigger a specific apology from Lucas in person to the individual donor.
The lower scale donations should be entered into tombolas and the winner of the lower drawer should be entered into the drawer two grades up.
This would allow for a small but probable chance that donating $1 could result in a personal apology from George Lucas.
Now I understand. I don't think Kickstarter works that way, but I could be wrong.
Bingowingo said:A donation of 1 trillion would win the donor the whole Star Wars until the end of time and there too their troth shalt be plighted.
Hmmm... I think you have a point there. How much to win the internets?
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
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Wait for me. I shall be merciful and quick.xhonzi said:
Now I understand. I don't think Kickstarter works that way, but I could be wrong.
Yeah, that's not how it works. =P
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of Earth.No one has any good (or bad) ideas for the $500 and $1,000 rewards?!?
Really?
I am disappoint.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
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I am ready for the OOT!Donate $500 and get a 35mm frame from the theatrical editions, from one of the scenes that was later altered by the SE. Mounted in a frame and signed by Lucas.
Donate $1000 and get a cameo in an upcoming Star Wars product (game, TV show, etc.)
You know of the rebellion against the Empire?
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A légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnákkal.Donate $200 and get a coffee mug with an image of Greedo saying "I've been looking forward to this for a long time". Fill it up with hot liquid and it changes to Han saying "Yes, I'll bet you have".
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of Earth.CatBus said:
Donate $200 and get a coffee mug with an image of Greedo saying "I've been looking forward to this for a long time". Fill it up with hot liquid and it changes to Han saying "Yes, I'll bet you have".
Now that's an idea!
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
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A légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnákkal.xhonzi said:
CatBus said:
Donate $200 and get a coffee mug with an image of Greedo saying "I've been looking forward to this for a long time". Fill it up with hot liquid and it changes to Han saying "Yes, I'll bet you have".
Now that's an idea!
Not that it will be half as popular as the metal bikini one, but at least it's classier.
Oh, come ON. You were thinking it too...
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Disco Stu likes Disco music!xhonzi said:
CatBus said:
Donate $200 and get a coffee mug with an image of Greedo saying "I've been looking forward to this for a long time". Fill it up with hot liquid and it changes to Han saying "Yes, I'll bet you have".
Now that's an idea!
It's brilliant. Now, I know this next question may sound dumb, but I'm actually curious, does.. you know.. technology exist to make this happen?
When I was a wee lad I used to have a christmas mug that beeped "jingle bells" whenever you picked it up. It was like magic to me. Then after 20 years the bottom fell from it, turns it was some sort of light sensor that activated a circuit with a piezo speaker. Pretty neat little thing. I used to keep the circuit in a drawer, afterwards, and it would ...
I've gone off topic, haven't I?
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
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Likes Lens FlairsDonate $500, I come to your kitchen and peel potatoes.
Dontae $1000, I don't post for a month.
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Disco Stu likes Disco music!Akwat Kbrana said:
Who's Don Tae?

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
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Stob it, you meaanites!
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Disco Stu likes Disco music!We can't, we are unstobbable.
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
xhonzi
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of Earth.TV's Frink said:
Donate $500, I come to your kitchen and peel potatoes.
Dontae $1000, I don't post for a month.
I must have... donated...
*shrug*
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
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of Earth.Donate $2,500 and kiss a wookiee.
Donate $5,000 and drop kick an ewok off a cliff.
Donate $25,000,000 and get a special hammer with which to track down and smash every existing copy of the Prequels.
Donate $50,000,000 and strangle Ahmed Best. To death.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
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Magister Pontifex MaximusHow much for Wookiee nookie?
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ScoundelDonate $66 and have clone troopers come to your house and murder you.
Donate $1138 and be locked in a cell with Princess Leia for 24 hours.
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Donate 10,000,000 and Lucas is obligated to remake a Prequel Trilogy to fit in perfectly with the Star Wars continuity from the Thrawn Trilogy and back...and NO CGI.
Donate 1 Billion and Lucas will drop the "Episode IV: A New Hope" revisionist title from the title of "Star Wars" and will promise good cover art for the OOT Blu-Rays. NO PHOTOSHOPPING!
-Someone, someday, needs to bring back the LIGHT SIDE to Star Wars. Has anyone else noticed striking similarites between the character of Anakin/Vader and George Lucas, or is it just me?
-It's called STAR WARS. NOT "Episode IV: A New Hope". Kids, get this straight.
-Please read the Archie Goodwin daily SW comics: Too good to be forgotten!
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of Earth.georgec said:
Donate $66 and have clone troopers come to your house and murder you.
Donate $1138 and be locked in a cell with Princess Leia for 24 hours.
Er... which Princess Leia? The fictional one, or the current day Carrie Fischer?
Because I think you'll have way too many people pay $1138 for the first (there aren't enough 24-hours in a parsec to satisfy that kind of demand!) and none for the second.
Actually, there probably are a handful who would. I just don't want to know.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.