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Leonardo
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Joliet JakeCrickey!
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
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Was on the news here this morning. Nut job.
CP3S
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"friggin midgit devil teddy bear"Phew, for a minute there when I first read the thread title I was worried Chewtobacca was getting ready to pull a Trooperman on us.
twister111
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TV's Frink got me into the dark side of the force!Hey, it's me. said:
Was on the news here this morning. Nut job.
Two of them. His girlfriend claims to be Mary Magdalene. Anyways I'd just ask this couple to speak either Latin, Greek, or Hebrew. Either that or try to strike up a convo in Latin. I don't know much Latin but it'd at least be enough to either get them to realize they need to wake up and see a shrink. Or it would possibly reveal them as scam artists.
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusIt doesn't work like that.
I've been around a number of higher beings and it's always the same, whatever they say in whatever language gets translated to a watery Australian English dialect specific to the first half of the 21st Century of Earth, Sol 3, Mutter's Spiral.
Not only is it mysterious it's very off putting to hear an eight foot falcon headed bronze age deity refer to his consort as Sheila.
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- Anál nathrach,
- orth’ bháis’s bethad,
- do chél dénmha
Warbler
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South Jersey DevilChewtobacca said:
Here.
*sigh*
Leonardo
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Joliet JakeApparently Jesus is going to write new commandments.
They are as follows:
I . Thou shalt have no poofters.
II . Thou shalt not maltreat the "Abbos" in any way whatsoever—if there's anyone watching.
III . Thou shalt have no poofters.
IV . Thou shalt not drink in thy room after lights out.
V . Thou shalt have no poofters.
VI. Thou shalt not have.... a sixth commandment.
VII . Thou shalt have no poofters.
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusThe communion lager is like making love in a canoe.
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- Anál nathrach,
- orth’ bháis’s bethad,
- do chél dénmha
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Leonardo said:
Apparently Jesus is going to write new commandments.
They are as follows:
I . Thou shalt have no poofters.
II . Thou shalt not maltreat the "Abbos" in any way whatsoever—if there's anyone watching.
III . Thou shalt have no poofters.
IV . Thou shalt not drink in thy room after lights out.
V . No poofters.
VI. Thou shalt not have.... a sixth commandment.
VII . Thou shalt have no poofters.
^^uncanny^^ lol. You forgot, Thou shall spill the Blood of thine Pom enemy when Thou is referred to as a Colonial convict
Leonardo
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Joliet JakeBingowings said:
The communion lager is like making love in a canoe.
Yeah, fucking close to water.
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex Maximus
A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines. This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.
"Black Stump Bordeaux" is rightly praised as a peppermint flavoured Burgundy, whilst a good "Sydney Syrup" can rank with any of the world's best sugary wines.
"Chateau Bleu", too, has won many prizes; not least for its taste, and its lingering afterburn.
"Old Smokey, 1968" has been compared favourably to a Welsh claret, whilst the Australian wino society thouroughly recommends a 1970 "Coq du Rod Laver", which, believe me, has a kick on it like a mule: 8 bottles of this, and you're really finished -- at the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club, they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half an hour.
Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is "Perth Pink". This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.
Another good fighting wine is "Melbourne Old-and-Yellow", which is particularly heavy, and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.
Quite the reverse is true of "Chateau Chunder", which is an Appelachian controle, specially grown for those keen on regurgitation -- a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends.
Real emetic fans will also go for a "Hobart Muddy", and a prize winning "Cuiver Reserve Chateau Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga", which has a bouquet like an aborigine in his armpit.
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- Anál nathrach,
- orth’ bháis’s bethad,
- do chél dénmha
FanFiltration
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Everything is a psyop!Jesus Christ was full of the Holy Spirit , and this dude is just full of shit.
"I stay in debt because I pattern myself after America. When America pays her bills, I'm gonna pay mine!" - Dick Gregory
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As I was walking through Earls Court, into a pub I was lured. Where a nosy Pom said, "where you from?" as I downed the amber fluid. I said, "get it straight I'm an Aussie mate, and I'm looking to get plastered. But the beer is crook and the birds all look like you, you Pommy..."
Leonardo
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Joliet JakeBingowings said:
A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines. This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.
"Black Stump Bordeaux" is rightly praised as a peppermint flavoured Burgundy, whilst a good "Sydney Syrup" can rank with any of the world's best sugary wines.
"Chateau Bleu", too, has won many prizes; not least for its taste, and its lingering afterburn.
"Old Smokey, 1968" has been compared favourably to a Welsh claret, whilst the Australian wino society thouroughly recommends a 1970 "Coq du Rod Laver", which, believe me, has a kick on it like a mule: 8 bottles of this, and you're really finished -- at the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club, they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half an hour.
Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is "Perth Pink". This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.
Another good fighting wine is "Melbourne Old-and-Yellow", which is particularly heavy, and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.
Quite the reverse is true of "Chateau Chunder", which is an Appelachian controle, specially grown for those keen on regurgitation -- a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends.
Real emetic fans will also go for a "Hobart Muddy", and a prize winning "Cuiver Reserve Chateau Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga", which has a bouquet like an aborigine in his armpit.
"Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, riding through the night,
soon every lupin in the land will be in his mighty hand,
he steals em from the rich, and gives em to the poor,
Mr Moore, lupin donor, extraor.... dinary!"
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyGeorge Hamel has left behind a business and his wife in California to be closer to Mr Miller and his teachings.
Ladies and Gentlemen, humanity!
SilverWook
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I am ready for the trials!Where's Bill Murray when you need him?
DuracellEnergizer
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Ce n'est pas DuracellEnergizerTrapped in a time loop, of course.
God doesn't think in terms of black or white - or even shades of gray - but in big, bright, bold hues of blue and orange.
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!Aw come on, Jesus isn't from Australia! Everyone knows this!
He's from Puerto Rico! Duh!!
I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier and more handsomer...
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex Maximus
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- Anál nathrach,
- orth’ bháis’s bethad,
- do chél dénmha