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TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyYou've never even seen one episode of Ally?
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Don't bother.
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusOurs were just a row of cubicles and a row of sinks with a mirror.
I thought the loos on Babylon 5 were pretty daring though, not only unisex but unispecies and open to the corridor.
They seemed to wash their hands with some sort of light beam instead of water.
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Warbler
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South Jersey DevilTV's Frink said:
Warb, does it bother you sharing a bathroom with a gay guy?
I guess I just pretend all the guys in there are straight.
Darth Solo
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DANGER! DANGER!Come again.
Pluck, i should'nt have respondended, BWTH.
Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?
Also fought in the clown wars, many years ago..and lost..miserably..
Gaffer Tape
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Imagination PrincessDarth Solo said:
Come again.
No! That's what the gay men watching you in the bathroom WANT you to do!
There is no lingerie in space...
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusBy way of an answer to Darth Solo
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Warbler
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South Jersey Devil*sigh*
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!Darth Solo said:
Come again.
Well, at least buy them dinner first!
Warbler said:
TV's Frink said:
Warb, does it bother you sharing a bathroom with a gay guy?
I guess I just pretend all the guys in there are straight.
Double standards!
I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier and more handsomer...
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyWarbler said:
TV's Frink said:
Warb, does it bother you sharing a bathroom with a gay guy?
I guess I just pretend all the guys in there are straight.
That's cool, they all pretend you're gay.
Gaffer Tape
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Imagination PrincessAw, come on, Warbler. I come back after all this time and already there's a *sigh*. I really do want to know... when you're using the bathroom, a state most people regardless of orientation would consider less than attractive, what does someone's sexuality matter? Why does it make you feel more comfortable to pretend all men are straight when you're in there? If you happen to catch an accidental wandering eye when you're peeing, does it ultimately make any practical difference what that person is attracted to, even if you somehow managed to find out with no uncertainty? Is there going to be any other outcome besides you finishing your business, washing your hands (hopefully), and going about your life?
There is no lingerie in space...
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Leonardo
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Joliet Jakegreenpenguino said:
Warbler said:
TV's Frink said:
Warb, does it bother you sharing a bathroom with a gay guy?
I guess I just pretend all the guys in there are straight.
Double standards!
Somehow, I missed that catchphrase. I welcome it back!
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!Leonardo said:
greenpenguino said:
Warbler said:
TV's Frink said:
Warb, does it bother you sharing a bathroom with a gay guy?
I guess I just pretend all the guys in there are straight.
Double standards!
Somehow, I missed that catchphrase. I welcome it back!
Me too! It's been a while. :D
I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier and more handsomer...
Warbler
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South Jersey DevilGaffer Tape said:
Aw, come on, Warbler. I come back after all this time and already there's a *sigh*. I really do want to know... when you're using the bathroom, a state most people regardless of orientation would consider less than attractive, what does someone's sexuality matter? Why does it make you feel more comfortable to pretend all men are straight when you're in there? If you happen to catch an accidental wandering eye when you're peeing, does it ultimately make any practical difference what that person is attracted to, even if you somehow managed to find out with no uncertainty? Is there going to be any other outcome besides you finishing your business, washing your hands (hopefully), and going about your life?
call me a prude, but I don't want anyone looking my stuff when I am doing my business. Straight men would have no desire to look at my stuff where as a gay man might, so I guess it just makes me more comfortable to assume all the men in the restroom are straight. Again call me a prude and call me old fashioned, but I think men's and women's bathrooms should be kept separate. It has worked fine for years and I just don't want to my business at a urinal when ladies are present.
Warbler
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South Jersey DevilTV's Frink said:
Warbler said:
TV's Frink said:
Warb, does it bother you sharing a bathroom with a gay guy?
I guess I just pretend all the guys in there are straight.
That's cool, they all pretend you're gay.
if you say so.
Darth Solo
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DANGER! DANGER!Lol, greenpenguino made a funny.
Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?
Also fought in the clown wars, many years ago..and lost..miserably..
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusPeople shouldn't pee in urinals anyway, they should pee on compost.
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Leonardo
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Joliet JakeWarbler said:
Gaffer Tape said:
Aw, come on, Warbler. I come back after all this time and already there's a *sigh*. I really do want to know... when you're using the bathroom, a state most people regardless of orientation would consider less than attractive, what does someone's sexuality matter? Why does it make you feel more comfortable to pretend all men are straight when you're in there? If you happen to catch an accidental wandering eye when you're peeing, does it ultimately make any practical difference what that person is attracted to, even if you somehow managed to find out with no uncertainty? Is there going to be any other outcome besides you finishing your business, washing your hands (hopefully), and going about your life?
call me a prude, but I don't want anyone looking my stuff when I am doing my business. Straight men would have no desire to look at my stuff where as a gay man might, so I guess it just makes me more comfortable to assume all the men in the restroom are straight. Again call me a prude and call me old fashioned, but I think men's and women's bathrooms should be kept separate. It has worked fine for years and I just don't want to my business at a urinal when ladies are present.
but why would anyone want to look at other people's junk while they're doing their business? unless you're that small percent of the population that's into that sorta thing, you're not gonna do that.
Straight men would have no desire to look at my stuff where as a gay man might...
Assuming and self-absorbed much?
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
Darth Solo
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DANGER! DANGER!Dont get me started on you Gafffer, as i dont know if your a bitch or a bloke.
Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?
Also fought in the clown wars, many years ago..and lost..miserably..
Gaffer Tape
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Imagination PrincessWell, I'm certainly only two Fs, not three. =P
As for Mr. Warbler, I direct you to Leonardo's comment, but now I have one more question I feel compelled to ask since you didn't address it when I indirectly addressed it.
"Oh good God"? Would you please care to elaborate?
There is no lingerie in space...
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Warbler
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South Jersey DevilLeonardo said:
Warbler said:
Gaffer Tape said:
Aw, come on, Warbler. I come back after all this time and already there's a *sigh*. I really do want to know... when you're using the bathroom, a state most people regardless of orientation would consider less than attractive, what does someone's sexuality matter? Why does it make you feel more comfortable to pretend all men are straight when you're in there? If you happen to catch an accidental wandering eye when you're peeing, does it ultimately make any practical difference what that person is attracted to, even if you somehow managed to find out with no uncertainty? Is there going to be any other outcome besides you finishing your business, washing your hands (hopefully), and going about your life?
call me a prude, but I don't want anyone looking my stuff when I am doing my business. Straight men would have no desire to look at my stuff where as a gay man might, so I guess it just makes me more comfortable to assume all the men in the restroom are straight. Again call me a prude and call me old fashioned, but I think men's and women's bathrooms should be kept separate. It has worked fine for years and I just don't want to my business at a urinal when ladies are present.
but why would anyone want to look at other people's junk while they're doing their business? unless you're that small percent of the population that's into that sorta thing, you're not gonna do that.
Straight men would have no desire to look at my stuff where as a gay man might...
Assuming and self-absorbed much?
How am I assuming too much by assuming a gay man would want to look a man's stuff where as a straight would not?
and I don't think it is vain to not want people looking at your stuff.
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex Maximus
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Warbler
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South Jersey DevilGaffer Tape said:
"Oh good God"? Would you please care to elaborate?
I thought it was quite self explanatory.
Yet again call me a prude and old fashion, but I just don't get the idea of a man dressing like a woman. Sorry.
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TV's Frink said:
Mrebo said:
I'm with Warbler on urinals + women. It's weird.
Same question as for Warb then.
It's weird enough peeing by any man. I sense a song in there..."Pee by your man..." I'm not even going to try composing the rest of that verse. But it's a convention. One that grew around a presumption that all the world is straight. At least Warbler treasures those simpler times. Same for locker rooms. Otherwise why not open up locker rooms to both sexes...because gay people. Point is there are different levels of comfort and even if the 'rules' don't work perfectly, they do serve to protect comfort - like the walls between urinals*
This is not a lightsaber. Nor a euphemism.
Gaffer Tape
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Imagination PrincessWarbler said:
Gaffer Tape said:
"Oh good God"? Would you please care to elaborate?
I thought it was quite self explanatory.
Yet again call me a prude and old fashion, but I just don't get the idea of a man dressing like a woman. Sorry.
Fair enough. I also don't get the idea of why people ever wore spats, but if you were to post a picture of yourself showing off your new footwear, I'd like to think I wouldn't feel compelled to so strongly invoke the name of a deity over it...
There is no lingerie in space...
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusMen wear spats to stop gays from looking at their ankles.
Jolly good job too.
I don't want to be accused of being a pedagogue.
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