TV's Frink said:

Leonardo said:

They wouldn't stand a snowcone's chace, there - *ba-boom tsh!*

What would you know about a snowcone's chace?

fixed, thanks Frink

Leguman

No no no, what you need to watch is... THIS !

I like that movie, but as for stopping my Scroogefication, I can't help that. It has to happen. Only by early to mid-january will I be alright again... maybe.

Bingo

 

Hellloooooo, new avat- awwwwwww forget it:

In France you have Pere Fouettard or Father Spanker...come on!

A French Christmas has something for everyone.

Gifs annoy me after they've looped about 4 times.

As a general rule of thumb:

1st time around - I dont get it.

2nd time - I still dont get it.

3rd time - Ah, i think i get it now.

4th time - Hee hee, now i understand....i think.

5th time - Im bored of this gif now!

6th time - Aaaarrrgghh, just stop! But i cant take my eyes off it!

Then a wise man messaged me and said "just Esc them".

After months of typing E, s and then c, on my keyboard, it didnt work at all, so i just had to force myself to stop getting mesmerized by the never ending loop i was gazing at.

Now ive just found a bloody button on my keyboard that does the trick in one press!

NVM.

It don't work!!!

I would have deleted that post for you yellow one outta respect, but its too late now, as i've been quoted, and its out there.

Nuts! it's snowing again!

No, no, no, no the snow is getting worse, it will be up to my hip again in the morning going at this rate.

Today the better half has been at the sauce a bit too much (a couple of bottles of red in less than two hours).

I was asked to provide a substantial meal (the munchies I guess) so having pre-prepared the pizza bases I went into pizza action.

I dished out two slices for him indoors while I attended to my own share.

There were cries of non-specific concern coming from the living room while I rolled the pizza wheel.

I asked if he wanted anything, a sharper knife perhaps or some kitchen roll so he could use his fingers but instead I got a slurred remark about olives looking like eyes.

He really wanted me to sit next to him while he flicked through clips of I Claudius (partly prompted by my searching for the same while making a point over on the Star Wars discussion forum).

As I sat down his knife slid on the plate, knocking an untouched pizza slice to the floor and he began to wail for the whole thing to thrown in the bin (including the slices I hadn't begun to eat).

He has stormed upstairs in a miffed state, he called me up once and then told me to go back down again.

Booze really isn't worth the trouble (author's message).

It numbs you from whatever is on your mind for a while but those things are still there when the poison wears off.

I'm not for prohibition myself (even if it did inspire Bugsy Malone). I'm also not for legislating for the for the lowest common denominator but sometimes I do fantasise that drinking booze at home was made illegal and that there were booze dens with medical staff that would not allow the patrons to leave the place until they have sobered up. The same goes for whatever substantially sanity altering substance takes your fancy.

Cheap supermarket booze is like handing out loaded guns at a conference for suicidal extroverts.

I now have a cold pizza which I have no longer the appetite to touch and I'm downstairs on my tod and my squeeze is pished and pished off upstairs and probably close to talking to God on the big white telephone.

I'm getting pretty tired of two things:

1. Justin Bieber.

2. People not knowing that Tron Legacy is a sequel.

A sequel to what?

Did they finally make a movie of those kool Tron games?

They made kool games based on a debugging command in BASIC?