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RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

What's wrong with peeling cucumbers? 

It's no different than peeling carrots.

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RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

These glasses are great.

You are all nudists!

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RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

darth_ender said:

What frightens me about this thread is not that Frink was in Xhonzi's kitchen, but rather that he had to foray into a public setting just to get there.

Says you - I had a tunnel constructed from [REDACTED] all the way to xhonzi's kitchen so I didn't have to risk one drop of sunlight.

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RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

I still have a little of that [REDACTED] that I can't seem to get rid of on craig's list.  If anyone here wants some, just call: [REDACTED].

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

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"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

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RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

xhonzi said:

I still have a little of that [REDACTED] that I can't seem to get rid of on craig's list.

Did I actually leave my [REDACTED] there?  Carp!

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RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

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RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

Whoa!  Is that really you?  Nice to finally see a picture of the real guy.  It always surprises me when I finally find out what some of you folks look like.  Meanwhile, your avatar is so out of character I keep forgetting whom I'm talking to.

The ROTJ collaborative thread is a wealth of ideas, both on how to edit Return of the Jedi, as well as how to collaborate in an edit.  Emanswfan has taken leadership of the project.

 

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RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

My avatar is a picture of Ralph Brown.

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RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

Bingo you keep a nasty kitchen.

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Bingowings' avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

Xhonzi has poisoned the Mince Pies.

I'm suffering from temporal cascade orbit.

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RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

Bingowings said:

Xhonzi has poisoned the Mince Pies.

Uh oh......That's why they tasted funny..........................

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RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

Bingowings said:

Is this from Withnail and I?

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RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

NeverarGreat said:

Bingowings said:

Is this from Withnail and I?

Yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh...

 

Good movie, innit?

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RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

greenpenguino said:

 

Yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh...

 

Good movie, innit?

The movie is a stunning expose of human misery, the perfect remedy for a lingering malaise.

It is also a remarkably obscure thing to reference.

Bingowings' avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

Obscure? Like I keep saying you guys really need to get out more.

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CP3S' avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

Hey, I get out all the time! Mostly to go to TV's Mom's house.

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RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

...who is not my kitchen.

 

Right now.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

Bingowings' avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

The fact you have to ask that question suggests that perhaps you are not.

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xhonzi's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

Not a question, merely a parenthetical on Mrs. TV's Mother, who is not in my kitchen.

At the moment.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

TV's Frink's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

Neither is Cliff Claven.

 

Presumably.

Leonardo's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

Er, uh, interesting thing about xhonzi's kitchen, there, um, it has an actual capacity of 48 cubic meters, which means you can fit up to 5200 salami in there!

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

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RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

Leonardo said:

Er, uh, interesting thing about xhonzi's kitchen, there, um, it has an actual capacity of 48 cubic meters, which means you can fit up to 5200 salami in there!

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Nobody say nothin' about Frink's Mom.

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