Davnes007
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The one who keeps all of your secrets!What's wrong with peeling cucumbers?
It's no different than peeling carrots.
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back


If you want Nice....go to France.
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusThese glasses are great.
You are all nudists!
TV's Frink
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Ointment Flydarth_ender said:
What frightens me about this thread is not that Frink was in Xhonzi's kitchen, but rather that he had to foray into a public setting just to get there.
Says you - I had a tunnel constructed from [REDACTED] all the way to xhonzi's kitchen so I didn't have to risk one drop of sunlight.
xhonzi
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of Earth.I still have a little of that [REDACTED] that I can't seem to get rid of on craig's list. If anyone here wants some, just call: [REDACTED].
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
TV's Frink
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Ointment Flyxhonzi said:
I still have a little of that [REDACTED] that I can't seem to get rid of on craig's list.
Did I actually leave my [REDACTED] there? Carp!
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex Maximus
darth_ender
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"darth endeor was a meanyhead" - FatherSkywalker, et al--QFTWhoa! Is that really you? Nice to finally see a picture of the real guy. It always surprises me when I finally find out what some of you folks look like. Meanwhile, your avatar is so out of character I keep forgetting whom I'm talking to.
The ROTJ collaborative thread is a wealth of ideas, both on how to edit Return of the Jedi, as well as how to collaborate in an edit. Emanswfan has taken leadership of the project.
Password for all ROTJ-related clips: ROTJ
A very rough edit of how the Battle of Endor could go
A very rough idea of how ROTJ could end
Rough edit based on the final script with some deviation:
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusMy avatar is a picture of Ralph Brown.
Tyrphanax
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Just a simple man.Bingo you keep a nasty kitchen.
"Never Sale Your Laserdiscs! Always keep something at hand for compassion!"
Keep Circulating The Tapes
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Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusXhonzi has poisoned the Mince Pies.
I'm suffering from temporal cascade orbit.
Davnes007
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The one who keeps all of your secrets!Bingowings said:
Xhonzi has poisoned the Mince Pies.
Uh oh......That's why they tasted funny..........................
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back


If you want Nice....go to France.
NeverarGreat
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Once upon a time there was a Star Wars trilogy. Now there is apocrypha.Bingowings said:
Is this from Withnail and I?
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!NeverarGreat said:
Bingowings said:
Is this from Withnail and I?
Yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh...
Good movie, innit?
I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier and more handsomer...
NeverarGreat
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Once upon a time there was a Star Wars trilogy. Now there is apocrypha.greenpenguino said:
Yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh...
Good movie, innit?
The movie is a stunning expose of human misery, the perfect remedy for a lingering malaise.
It is also a remarkably obscure thing to reference.
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusObscure? Like I keep saying you guys really need to get out more.
CP3S
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"friggin midgit devil teddy bear"Hey, I get out all the time! Mostly to go to TV's Mom's house.
xhonzi
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of Earth....who is not my kitchen.
Right now.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusThe fact you have to ask that question suggests that perhaps you are not.
xhonzi
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of Earth.Not a question, merely a parenthetical on Mrs. TV's Mother, who is not in my kitchen.
At the moment.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyNeither is Cliff Claven.
Presumably.
Leonardo
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Joliet JakeEr, uh, interesting thing about xhonzi's kitchen, there, um, it has an actual capacity of 48 cubic meters, which means you can fit up to 5200 salami in there!
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusLeonardo said:
Er, uh, interesting thing about xhonzi's kitchen, there, um, it has an actual capacity of 48 cubic meters, which means you can fit up to 5200 salami in there!
Sgt Apone says :
Nobody say nothin' about Frink's Mom.