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TV's Frink's avatar
I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

What should I do? 

Ziggy Stardust's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

Wait, why are you in Xhonzi's house?

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CP3S said:


pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.  
TV's Frink's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

Food, mostly.

Ziggy Stardust's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

I suggest you eat all the food.

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CP3S said:


pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.  
Warbler's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

how about you write on the walls "conservatives suck"?   :D

twister111's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

Oh, Oh!!! I know! I know! Write in permanate marker "twist was here" on the counter!!! Large bold letters!!!! Wouldn't that be like so awesome!?!?

< / obvious joke >


Um, I don't know... Eat a burrito?



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Johnny Ringo's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

get on Xhonzi's xbox unsupervised...


Anchorhead
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look at Johnny Ringo, man.  If I had to go against that guy it would be an Indiana Jones\Dovchenko event - and I'd be hoping like hell for a bunch of ants.

Sluggo's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

make yourself useful and wash the dishes

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.

Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

xhonzi's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

What is this I don't even...

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

Sluggo's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

sentence fragment

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.

Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

TV's Frink's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

Unfortunately, xhonzi showed up to supervise me a mere few minutes after I made this thread...so...

This thread is now about what I should do the next time I'm in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised.

xhonzi's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

I vote for Warbler's idea.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

TV's Frink's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

I like Ziggy's idea.  Although "sentence fragment" does have a certain unexplainable charm....

TV's Frink's avatar
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Sluggo said:

make yourself useful and wash the dishes

I peeled a few potatoes and a cucumber.  But that was supervised.

Sluggo's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

If you were in my kitchen, I wouldn't trust you with the knives.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.

Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

Leonardo's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

TV's Frink's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

Sluggo said:

If you were in my kitchen, I wouldn't trust you with the knives.

It was just a peeler.  Fortunately there weren't any zombies around.

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xhonzi said:

What is this I don't even...

If, like me, anyone was wondering where this meme phrase comes from, see here to find out: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-is-this-i-dont-even

The comment first appeared from anonymous49 in response to the image linked to on that page, and the inarticulate incoherence is well deserved.  Truly, it's horrific.  I thought 5,000 pound human!Bender on Futurama was bad, but this . . . let's just say I laughed so hard I cried and then wanted to gauge my eyes out.  Follow the page's rule34 link at your own risk . . .

Warbler's avatar
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xhonzi said:

I vote for Warbler's idea.

*is shocked* :0

TV's Frink's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

^Sarcasm Recognition FAIL

Warbler's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

*sigh*  : (

xhonzi's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

Warbler said:

xhonzi said:

I vote for Warbler's idea.

*is shocked* :0

 *speechless!*

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

Sluggo's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

*spatula*

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.

Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

Leonardo's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpsMGpMIqNk

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

twister111's avatar
RE: I am currently in xhonzi's kitchen unsupervised

TV's Frink said:


I like Ziggy's idea.  Although "sentence fragment" does have a certain unexplainable charm....

xhonzi said:


I vote for Warbler's idea.


...So burrito eating is not considered??? http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/7857/faceiconsmallsad.gif



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Last edited on March 20, 2011 at 1:45 PM by twister111 (Reason: :P)
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