Jek Porkins
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"No, I'm alright. I'm al--AAAAAAH."Long time lurker, first time poster. This community is doing god's work. So I just wanted to say hi.
Wait, I've got a problem here. I can hold it. I'm alr--AAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Harmy giveth what Lucas taketh away.
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyI don't know about God's work, but...welcome!
CP3S
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"friggin midgit devil teddy bear"THEY CAME FROM... BEHIND!
xhonzi
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of Earth.:( I liked Porkins. He made me feel... thin.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyIf only someone could make your mom feel thin.*
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusDon't give up eating the PIE fighters.
Darth Solo
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DANGER! DANGER!xhonzi said:
:( I liked Porkins. He made me feel
(Sorry but i do all the sexual innuendos here)
Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?
Also fought in the clown wars, many years ago..and lost..miserably..
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyDarth Solo said:
(Sorry but i do all the sexual indioadsms here)
Indioadsms?
That's not close even by Darth Solo standards.
Darth Solo
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DANGER! DANGER!Me slow. U fast. Look at the EDIT.
Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?
Also fought in the clown wars, many years ago..and lost..miserably..
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyDarth Solo said:
Me slow. U fast.

Darth Solo
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DANGER! DANGER!Not playing if your bringing out the Force or the Fonze
Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?
Also fought in the clown wars, many years ago..and lost..miserably..
Sluggo
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is automatic for the people.I'm gonna miss that Porkins guy. Nice of him to call in before his X-Wing was blown to smithereens.
On an unrelated note, I'm suddenly in the mood for some bacon.
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.
Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script
Anchorhead
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Hand Of JudgmentBingowings said:
Don't give up eating the PIE fighters.
I knew I'd eventually be able to recycle this.
Crimson. Eleven. Delight. Petrichor.
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyHey, I remember that thread!
*sigh*
Sluggo
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is automatic for the people.Porkins! You still out there? Red 6, where are you?
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.
Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script
Ziggy Stardust
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Hey Porkins, did you sign the petition?
quadrennia.tumblr.com
CP3S said:
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.
pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
Ghostbusters
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Howdy Porkins. I loved the name Porkins, could it have been anymore fitting? If there was such a word as fatist, that would describe it perfectly.
When there's something strange... in the neighborhood... who you gonna private message?