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How to become a Doors Fan

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Get an eight-track tape of L.A. Woman (there's only a few in existence) and steal a car. Even if you own one, steal a car. Get in that car, play the tape, full-blast, and drive West.

When the tape ends, get out and go to the nearest bar and start to play pool or pinball or possibly even foosball and wait to get into a fight.

Afterwards, get back in that car and drive it until it runs out of gas. Then, torch it.

And, as you're standing there watching those flames, if you can still hear the Doors sound, then, my friend, you will have become a Doors fan.

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Too much work.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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1. Do what DE says.

2. Take a ton of drugs.

3. Overdose and die horribly.

4. ???

5. Profit/Become Doors Fan

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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Screw that noise - I'm pretty sure there's simply 1 step. 1. realise you like the Doors.
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1. Be pre-pubescent.

2. Enter puberty while hanging around dope smokers.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

When the tape ends,
Silly rabbit, eight-track tapes never end!

However, in practice you must take into account the “fuckwit factor”. Just talk to Darth Mallwalker…
-Moth3r

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Darth Mallwalker said:

 

DuracellEnergizer said:

When the tape ends,
Silly rabbit, eight-track tapes never end!

 

They do....when it gets chewed up by the player.

 

What if the car I have is already stolen?
Do I have to steal another one? 

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Excuse me, do you have the new Depeche Mode record?

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Violator?

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Tyrphanax said:

Violator?

 

No thanks I'm trying to give them up.
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twister111 posted: http://imageshack.us/a/img222/9017/8bl2m.jpg

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So made my day, really enjoyed the first season of EFC.

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TV's Frink said:


Excuse me, do you have the new Depeche Mode record?


No, because it sucks.

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Nobody has that.

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I just like the Doors.

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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Just liking isn't enough.

To be a fan you have to be fanatical in your appreciation of their works.

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Actually, I was thinking of getting into something vintage anyway.  I don't know...maybe The Doors?

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They are rather good at times.

The lizard king's poetry is a bit painful though.

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Why would The Doors write about a wall? That sounds kinda counter-intuitive to me.

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That belongs in the philosophy thread.

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