I like that, "e-hole." It makes sense to use on an internet forum.
SCREW YOU, E-HOLE!!!
(That wasn't directed at anyone, I was just trying it on...er...I mean I was trying it out...er...never mind)
By the way, feel free to use my phone gag. I don't even need the credit for it. It's my gift to the world....
...e-hole.