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Bingowings' avatar
Has anyone seen my mug?

I just went into the kitchen to make a cup of coffee but my mug has vanished.

It often does this sort of thing.

It was last seen next to a device so it could be potentially anywhere in time and space.

I've looked in the fridge.

I wish I hadn't.

Last edited on May 25, 2013 at 1:54 PM by Bingowings

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Darth Solo's avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

I'll bite.

Your more frikken weird than me thus time!

But you mug is where you possibly where you left it last...

What happened when you looked in the fridge outta intrest???

Not Gozer shurly???

Last edited on May 26, 2013 at 1:12 PM by Darth Solo (Reason: Does your mug have leggs, like the milk carton in dat Blur vid?)

Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?

Also fought in the clown wars, many years ago..and lost..miserably..

Davnes007's avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

Hey Bingo....does your mug have the face of a Smurf on it?

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Bingowings' avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

I stared into the fridge and the fridge stared back at me.

I tried looking up my mug on Google maps and it seems to in Glasgow or Paisley.

I could never drink from a receptacle with the face of a diminutive blue person stitched to it (how does that even work... like some kind of personalised tea-cosy I suppose?),

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Davnes007's avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

Well...all you have to do is sedate the Smurf, and then with a really sharp scalpel you remove the face...and then glue it onto the mug.

My advice would be to look in the stupidest, most unlikely place you would expect to find a mug.....and that's where it'll be.

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DuracellEnergizer's avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

I know where it is. These guys took it.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XdP6Lp2ceqY/TLZzJ-UuedI/AAAAAAAAeX0/zOQsyO38sJ4/s1600/JohnJudePalencar.jpg

I hear they incorporated it into an avant-garde sculpture of some sort.

God doesn't think in terms of black or white - or even shades of gray - but in big, bright, bold hues of blue and orange.

Darth Solo's avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

NVM :-)

Last edited on May 26, 2013 at 5:26 PM by Darth Solo (Reason: Problem?)

Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?

Also fought in the clown wars, many years ago..and lost..miserably..

Hey, it's me.'s avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

Has anyone seen my beer?

TV's Frink's avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

Dude, has anyone seen my car?

Leonardo's avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

Where's the beef?

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

Bingowings' avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

It's possible that the beef crashed the car after drinking beer from my mug.

  • Anál nathrach,
    orth’ bháis’s bethad,
    do chél dénmha
Hey, it's me.'s avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

The beef was pissed on my beer? 

Bingowings' avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

I heard it call your pint a poof.

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    do chél dénmha
Hey, it's me.'s avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

That's fighting talk.

Bingowings' avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

The beef's not worth it.

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    do chél dénmha
Hey, it's me.'s avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

It is with a side order of horseradish

TV's Frink's avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

I have a beef with the direction this thread has turned.

Davnes007's avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

Do they make beef flavoured beer?

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Bingowings' avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

Davnes007 said:

Do they make beef flavoured beer?

They do for dogs.

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    orth’ bháis’s bethad,
    do chél dénmha
Leonardo's avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

Yummy! DO WANT!

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

Davnes007's avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

"no alcohol, hops, or carbonation"

....So, it's actually beer flavoured beef juice. :(

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Hey, it's me.'s avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

Looks very refreshing..(?)

Bingowings' avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

I'm a vegetarian and practically teetotal most of the year I am also not a dog, well not currently.

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Hey, it's me.'s avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

Well each to there own, but i love nothing better than a nice pint after a large mixed grill down at my local. And a Sunday roast dinner will always be my favourite meal of the week. Mmm..pork crackling :-)

Bingowings' avatar
RE: Has anyone seen my mug?

Some boffin would be minted if she/he/it discovered a Pork Crackling analogue.

I've been 26 years under the tofu and I do still miss it, more as a concept than a reality. I would probably be very ill if I actually ate some for real.

I accidentally had some contaminated Pringles in my mouth a month back and while the better half assured me they were only chicken flavour I correctly detected the bird corpse extract from the second or so it stuck to my tongue.

Her entire life of pecking bits on a conveyor belt while being limited to a Borg chamber like cage flashed before my eyes.

It was sad.

She never found a place to scratch the ground even before the end *sigh*.

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