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Han dies in Episode 7 (video)

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This goes to prove the importance of foreplay.

I am now sitting here covered in hot sticky... coffee. :-D

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My curiosity got the better of me.

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.

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You get a good set up, but the joke doesn't work. "famous character dies, he's dead now, chewie looks sideways." isn't a good punch line. There needs to be an ending so unexpected you can't help but laugh. Maybe Han Solo actually gets C3P0 to do it, because he's a smartass like that. We all think it's han solo and bam, we get c3p0 yelling and getting burned. Or maybe he's got explosives on board, and you use the "warp drive don't work" footage/lines to make em not able to go off. Or it turns out the core he's meant to crash into is shielded, like in episode 6.

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It just might work if the film played a Han Solo death for laughs.

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.

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Es war amüsant, aber nur, weil es bizarr war, und ich bin mir sicher, dass du für diesen Effekt nicht. Außerdem fehlte es Ric Olié und Kuhglocke.
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Akratus said:

You get a good set up, but the joke doesn't work. "famous character dies, he's dead now, chewie looks sideways." isn't a good punch line. There needs to be an ending so unexpected you can't help but laugh. Maybe Han Solo actually gets C3P0 to do it, because he's a smartass like that. We all think it's han solo and bam, we get c3p0 yelling and getting burned. Or maybe he's got explosives on board, and you use the "warp drive don't work" footage/lines to make em not able to go off. Or it turns out the core he's meant to crash into is shielded, like in episode 6.

 the punchline is han's gonna bail out, except he cant' cuz he ejected all the escape pods 30 years before and cant.

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HotRod said:

A jokes not a joke if you have to explain the joke

 humor is often a sign of intelligence.

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freeleaves said:

HotRod said:

A jokes not a joke if you have to explain the joke

 humor is often a sign of intelligence.

 I wouldn't be to hard on yourself.

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.

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(^ Sorry, it was an open goal)

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.

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Obviously it was supposed to be a joke. Nothing is that funny by accident...right?

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Ryan McAvoy said:

My curiosity got the better of me.

 You're not a cat, Ryan.

....

Wait, are you a cat?

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yourfortunecookie said:

HotRod said:

A jokes not a joke if you have to explain the joke

 humor is often a sign of intelligence.

 

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Film by Billy Dee Williams.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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Love it!

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison