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How long until George goes back and modifies the marriage contract?

I kid, I kid. Congratulations to them. I just hope they have enough money saved up. ;)

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Good for him! I sincerely wish him all the best.

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I wonder if he wooed her with the "I hate sand" thing?  I hear it works every time.

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Puggo - Jar Jar's Yoda said:

I wonder if he wooed her with the "I hate sand" thing?  I hear it works every time.

No, no.. You're thinking of Colt 45.

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I thought this was going to be a thread about George Lucas' vasectomy.

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I think I read somewhere that George is actually sterile.  Vasectomy not needed.

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The good thing about vasectomies is that you can reverse them. That might come in handy for George, if his original vision of his fertility happens to change in the future.

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The earnest plea for positivity didn't last long. Lol.

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But jokes aside...

...they make a lovely couple ^

Congrats to them.

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Her smile says it all. 'Kerching' 

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Hey, it's me. said:

Her smile says it all. 'Kerching' 

Oh, you old cynic.

She was already a millionaire before meeting George I believe.

Anyway after he got burned last time, I'm sure they've got a water tight prenup.

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Pics like that always look like 'hey it's the bride and her dad!' Let's just hope ol' stud muffin George can keep up in the bedroom??? Lol.

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Ryan McAvoy said:

Anyway after he got burned last time, I'm sure they've got a water tight prenup.

Yeah, amidst the fine print is a comma that reads "If the husband ever finds the wife anywhere near editing facilities, the whole deal is over".

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

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All these jokes and all I can think about is why the hell did George wear a white tie with a white shirt?  But in all seriousness I hope he has a good marriage and a fun semi-retirement.  Who knows?  Maybe he'll be so overwhelmed by the joy of marriage that he'll tell Kathleen to get to work restoring the original negatives of the OT.  Wishful thinking, maybe?

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A black woman wearing white and a white man wearing black?

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God doesn't think in terms of black or white - or even shades of gray - but in big, bright, bold hues of blue and orange.

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Just imagine George on their wedding night.

"Faster! More intense!"

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I think she'd be the one to say that, not him.

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Anyone else think George is losing weight?  His neck appears much more distinct from his chin than it has in recent years.

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