kriegdersterne
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I knew it all along. It wasn't the real George Lucas who made the prequels. It was an imposter. Here's proof:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BMgegut3UM&feature=player_embedded
bkev
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See You, Space Cowboy...Brilliant! Haha. Even my non-nerd friends got a laugh out of it. Thanks for sharing.
xhonzi
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of Earth.Awesome.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyOh man, that hit all the right notes.
:-)
SilverWook
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I am ready for the trials!I've had my suspicions ever since George lost his beard during the Captain Eo period. ;)
skyjedi2005
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Jedi KnightLucash strikes hack.
Surrounded himself with talented folks and got lucky.
The prequels prove Lazy Lucas, was Lazy.
"Always loved Vader's wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin's ghost. What a fucking shame." -Simon Pegg.
Delicieuxz
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I would love for this to be an actual movie.
Tyrphanax
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Just a simple man.Well this is more or less perfect.
"Never Sale Your Laserdiscs! Always keep something at hand for compassion!"
Keep Circulating The Tapes
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CP3S
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"friggin midgit devil teddy bear"Loved it.
TV's Frink
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Ointment Flyskyjedi2005 said:
Lucash strikes hack.
Surrounded himself with talented folks and got lucky.
The prequels prove Lazy Lucas, was Lazy.
Jesus.
For once, can't you just sit back and enjoy the magic?
kilik64
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That was awesome...
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!TV's Frink said:
skyjedi2005 said:
Lucash strikes hack.
Surrounded himself with talented folks and got lucky.
The prequels prove Lazy Lucas, was Lazy.
Jesus.
Err... I don't think he's Jesus, Frink.
As far as I'm aware, Jesus didn't whine that much.
I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier and more handsomer...
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyBut he did wine a lot.

Anchorhead
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Hand Of JudgmentLeia, Short Round, Chewie and George .....

Fucking hilarious! There are some very talented and creative folks out there.
Crimson. Eleven. Delight. Petrichor.
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyAnchorhead said:
Leia, Short Round, Chewie and George .....
Leia really let herself go. Short Round grew up hawt. Chewie shaved most of his fur. And George...yikes.
TheoOdo
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I think I proposed this theory a while ago, only I blamed space aliens.
kriegdersterne
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Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to an ASS KICKING...
I also loved the lens flare in the final scene. Brilliant.
skyjedi2005
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Jedi KnightTheoOdo said:
I think I proposed this theory a while ago, only I blamed space aliens.
I also proposed this theory as a joke, but it somehow makes sense invasion of the body snatchers kind of thing.
Either that or his brain went cookoo.
"Always loved Vader's wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin's ghost. What a fucking shame." -Simon Pegg.
Anchorhead
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Hand Of JudgmentTV's Frink said:
Leia really let herself go.
I am afraid I'll have to disagree....

;-)
All kidding aside, she has it all over Carrie Fisher. Even when Fisher was in her prime. No, I'm not kidding.
Crimson. Eleven. Delight. Petrichor.
theprequelsrule
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Anchorhead said:
TV's Frink said:
Leia really let herself go.
I am afraid I'll have to disagree....
;-)
All kidding aside, she has it all over Carrie Fisher. Even when Fisher was in her prime. No, I'm not kidding.
I like chains. Where's my sock?!
Tyrphanax
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Just a simple man.This thread has gotten out of hand.
Or perhaps in hand...
"Never Sale Your Laserdiscs! Always keep something at hand for compassion!"
Keep Circulating The Tapes
END OF LINE
skyjedi2005
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Jedi KnightShortround killing people who liked Crystal Skull, priceless.
Great mock trailer, this had more creativity and imagination than all those bad prequels combined.
"Always loved Vader's wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin's ghost. What a fucking shame." -Simon Pegg.
Master Sifo-Dyas
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F(r)amed Jedi MasterLeia: "How do you take down an empire like that?"Real Lucas: "You shoot first."
Absolutely made my day. xD
Ziggy Stardust
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That was hilarious.
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CP3S said:
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.
pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
DuracellEnergizer
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Ce n'est pas DuracellEnergizerMeesa thinks this probably happened to Michael Jackson, too.
God doesn't think in terms of black or white - or even shades of gray - but in big, bright, bold hues of blue and orange.