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kriegdersterne's avatar
George Lucas Strikes Back

I knew it all along. It wasn't the real George Lucas who made the prequels. It was an imposter. Here's proof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BMgegut3UM&feature=player_embedded

 

Last edited on June 2, 2011 at 5:23 AM by kriegdersterne
bkev's avatar
RE: George Lucas Strikes Back

Brilliant! Haha. Even my non-nerd friends got a laugh out of it. Thanks for sharing.

Last edited on June 2, 2011 at 5:40 AM by bkev (Reason: )

xhonzi's avatar
RE: George Lucas Strikes Back

Awesome.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

TV's Frink's avatar
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Oh man, that hit all the right notes.

:-)

skyjedi2005's avatar
RE: George Lucas Strikes Back

Lucash strikes hack.

Surrounded himself with talented folks and got lucky.

The prequels prove Lazy Lucas, was Lazy.

 "Always loved Vader's wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin's ghost. What a fucking shame." -Simon Pegg.

Delicieuxz's avatar
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I would love for this to be an actual movie.

Tyrphanax's avatar
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Well this is more or less perfect.

"Never Sale Your Laserdiscs! Always keep something at hand for compassion!"

Keep Circulating The Tapes

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CP3S' avatar
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Loved it.

TV's Frink's avatar
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skyjedi2005 said:

Lucash strikes hack.

Surrounded himself with talented folks and got lucky.

The prequels prove Lazy Lucas, was Lazy.

Jesus.

For once, can't you just sit back and enjoy the magic?

kilik64's avatar
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That was awesome...

greenpenguino's avatar
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TV's Frink said:

skyjedi2005 said:

Lucash strikes hack.

Surrounded himself with talented folks and got lucky.

The prequels prove Lazy Lucas, was Lazy.

Jesus.

Err... I don't think he's Jesus, Frink.

 

As far as I'm aware, Jesus didn't whine that much.

STAR WARS EPISODE 2.8 - known as Greenpenguino's best Star wars sequel script, EVA!!!! SEQUEL SEQUEL!

I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier and more handsomer...

TV's Frink's avatar
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But he did wine a lot.

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Anchorhead's avatar
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Leia, Short Round, Chewie and George .....

 

Fucking hilarious!  There are some very talented and creative folks out there.

Last edited on June 3, 2011 at 1:23 PM by Anchorhead (Reason: added picture)

Crimson. Eleven. Delight. Petrichor.

TV's Frink's avatar
RE: George Lucas Strikes Back

Anchorhead said:

Leia, Short Round, Chewie and George .....

Leia really let herself go.  Short Round grew up hawt.  Chewie shaved most of his fur.  And George...yikes.

Last edited on June 3, 2011 at 1:48 PM by TV's Frink
TheoOdo's avatar
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I think I proposed this theory a while ago, only I blamed space aliens.

kriegdersterne's avatar
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Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to an ASS KICKING...

I also loved the lens flare in the final scene. Brilliant.

skyjedi2005's avatar
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TheoOdo said:

I think I proposed this theory a while ago, only I blamed space aliens.

I also proposed this theory as a joke, but it somehow makes sense invasion of the body snatchers kind of thing.

Either that or his brain went cookoo.

Last edited on June 3, 2011 at 8:44 PM by skyjedi2005

 "Always loved Vader's wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin's ghost. What a fucking shame." -Simon Pegg.

Anchorhead's avatar
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TV's Frink said:

Leia really let herself go.

I am afraid I'll have to disagree....

;-)

All kidding aside, she has it all over Carrie Fisher. Even when Fisher was in her prime. No, I'm not kidding.

 

Crimson. Eleven. Delight. Petrichor.

theprequelsrule's avatar
RE: George Lucas Strikes Back

Anchorhead said:

TV's Frink said:

Leia really let herself go.

I am afraid I'll have to disagree....

;-)

All kidding aside, she has it all over Carrie Fisher. Even when Fisher was in her prime. No, I'm not kidding.

 

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Tyrphanax's avatar
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This thread has gotten out of hand.

Or perhaps in hand...

"Never Sale Your Laserdiscs! Always keep something at hand for compassion!"

Keep Circulating The Tapes

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skyjedi2005's avatar
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Shortround killing people who liked Crystal Skull, priceless.

Great mock trailer, this had more creativity and imagination than all those bad prequels combined.

 "Always loved Vader's wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin's ghost. What a fucking shame." -Simon Pegg.

Master Sifo-Dyas' avatar
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Leia: "How do you take down an empire like that?"

Real Lucas: "You shoot first."

Absolutely made my day. xD

"I'm altering the classic trilogy. Pray I don't alter it any further." -- Darth Meddler
Ziggy Stardust's avatar
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That was hilarious.

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CP3S said:


pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.  
DuracellEnergizer's avatar
RE: George Lucas Strikes Back

Meesa thinks this probably happened to Michael Jackson, too.

God doesn't think in terms of black or white - or even shades of gray - but in big, bright, bold hues of blue and orange.

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