I had a dream the other night that Earth was invaded and conquered by the Martians from Mar Attacks!. The Martians essentially turned the planet into one big concentration camp, and slowly began to exterminate the human race.

There were also Jedi in my dream. They weren't aliens, themselves, though; they were all Earth-born humans and they wore normal clothes. The Martians were targeting them the most for annihilation, so they had gone into hiding. Spider-Man - who was also a Jedi - was the only who was still operating in public.

The dream ended with all the Jedi coming out of hiding to defeat the Martians once and for all. They took out their plastic lightsabers - coloured yellow and magenta for the most part - which became real lightsabers, and pooled their Force powers together to drive the Martian invasion force from the Earth. This final action is only implied to happen, though, and isn't actually seen; the dream comes to an end with a weird light show accompanied by New Age music, and then the credits literally started rolling.

Freud says :

Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.

Freaud said: The peculiar thing about dreams is that sometimes they don't come true and sometimes they do; for example I once had a dream that I was having sex with a beautiful women, I woke up and felt around and she wasn't there but then another day I had a dream the I shat myself, I woke up and felt around and there it was...

DuracellEnergizer said:

There were also Jedi in my dream. They weren't aliens, themselves, though; they were all Earth-born humans and they wore normal clothes. The Martians were targeting them the most for annihilation, so they had gone into hiding. Spider-Man - who was also a Jedi - was the only who was still operating in public.

Soo...Spider-Man's costume counts as "normal clothes?"

DOUBLE STANDARDS!

Star Wars Random thought.... Um.... .... 'kay I'm just going to post some quick thought about Star Wars in this text when my real motive for posting in this thread is the pic joke below. So in order for my post to remain on topic small Star Wars comment. Han is cool. Anakin is hot. Luke is handy. Londo is secretive. Leia is bold. Chewy has fur. Padme what the fuck is wrong with you?

Akwat Kbrana said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

There were also Jedi in my dream. They weren't aliens, themselves, though; they were all Earth-born humans and they wore normal clothes. The Martians were targeting them the most for annihilation, so they had gone into hiding. Spider-Man - who was also a Jedi - was the only who was still operating in public.

Soo...Spider-Man's costume counts as "normal clothes?"

DOUBLE STANDARDS!

TV's Frink said:

You have a problem with Padme but not Anakin? Especially given that he is "hot"? Hmmmm....

Also, ALLOL at "Londo."

twister111 said:

Han is cool. Anakin burned from lava flames engulfing his entire body. Permanently damaging his skin and internal organs. The leather/rubber/whatever type suit being put on his untreated skin further exacerbating the burns. Transported to said suit fitting under a rainy day unprotected from that rain causing more aggravation. All this putting him into extended fever and pain. Luke is handy. Lando is secretive. Leia is bold. Chewy has fur. Padme what the fuck is wrong with you?

Fixed. Also the "Padme what the fuck is wrong with you?" was a comment on the conditions of her death not the actions of her character. Fuck you metaphorical "broken heart" diagnosis!!!!! Though she was stupid marrying a guy who just yelled that he committed mass murder. Dialogue might as well have been "I KILLED THEM ALL! Not just the men. THE WOMEN AND THE CHILDREN TOO! THEY'RE LIKE ANIMALS AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS! I HATE THEM!"

"So you want to have babies, sex, and marriage now?"

"What?"

"Oh I mean in that order. I've heard those lightsabers can toast and slice at the same time! Always wanted to try some toasty sand people babies!!!!"

"Why are you saying this?"

"Well you just said you "ate them" right?"

"...No."



Anyway was just trying to be subtle. Hayden Christensen is attractive though .


Re: My typo now fixed in the quote... Curses! FML.



Side note: I accidentally misspelled "permanently" as perminatly. One of my spell checker correction options was "Terminator".... Other options "Germination", "Indeterminately", and "Determinate"... Spell checker this is why I seldom use you! Plus "permanently" wasn't even an option.

Akwat Kbrana said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

There were also Jedi in my dream. They weren't aliens, themselves, though; they were all Earth-born humans and they wore normal clothes. The Martians were targeting them the most for annihilation, so they had gone into hiding. Spider-Man - who was also a Jedi - was the only who was still operating in public.

Soo...Spider-Man's costume counts as "normal clothes?"

DOUBLE STANDARDS!

How dare you question dream logic!?

TV's Frink said:

Also, ALLOL at "Londo."

 

LONDO : Do you know what the last Xon said before he died?

BEHIND THE DOOR HAN SCREAMS IN PAIN

LONDO : Sounds like he's heard that joke before, no?

Just noticed something, as I was gathering ideas for stuff...

 

There's a teeny bit extra footage in this clip of duke dooku talking in 'revenge of the whatever' game.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRSXJxunh3w&feature=player_detailpage#t=47s

Some of these are nice.

At the moment me and my house mate can't stop singing the cantina bands music, which led to a discussion on the musical instruments used by the band. I decided to do some research on the wookiepedia and found something.....      disturbing!

You can't beat a bit of Jizz!!!

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz

Please read the behind the scenes section.

They are literally making this crap up!

^Modern slang raped my childhood.

Maybe Vader's mask wasn't to help him breath after all, perhaps it was just to power his cell phone :

It will also work equally well as part of a Bane or Shredder costume.

TheBoost said:

 Instead of being the brave rebel fighting the PC police who want to control your thoughts (ooooooooh scaaaaaary!!!) maybe you're being the guy who might step back and reevaluate his actions.

Thank you for just existing, TheBoost.

It's no coincidence that the word "polite" and the word "political" (as in PC) share the same root.  Yes, politeness is technically a form of self-censorship, and attempts to enforce politeness are a form of censorship.  But almost all social environments work better when people are polite and respectful most of the time.  I'm GLAD I work in an environment where I could get fired for telling my co-workers they were worthless pieces of shit, because, you see, it works in reverse and everyone benefits.

I get it, really I do.  When I was a kid I was filled with outrage that my mom wouldn't let me talk about vomit at the dinner table.  It WAS censorship.  But there are degrees and moderation in everything.  The "PC" boogeyman certainly has the capacity to step over the line into real harmful censorship, but I find that it happens far less frequently than people step over the line of just being rude for no constructive purpose.

Speaking of a fan-made mashup of Star Wars and Doctor Who, BBC America said:

Let’s face it, it’s only a matter of time before George Lucas does this anyway, the man’s a born fiddler: