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RoninSilverWook said:
You could also use dialog from The Goonies if needed.
What voices could work for the other Ewoks?
Maybe other voices from The Goonies? Or if kids are to stay in the loop, perhaps dialogue from Monster Squad?
"Lifes a song you don't get to rehearse, and every single verse can make it that much worse"
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Joliet JakeThat little ewok is adorable :)
I've always been partial to the "ants" sound effects in Donald Duck cartoons
http://youtu.be/2mVPt1c17tA?t=56s
watch the whole cartoon for more examples. The march can be also used.
Those of you with sharper ears will recognize some of these sound effects from Sleeping Beauty! :)
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
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Magister Pontifex MaximusThe bit where the Rebels stand in the open doorway of the shield reactor room could be jiggery-poked so that they turn up in a variety of comically wrong places.
James Bond bases, the super lab in Breaking Bad, the bridge of the Enterprise, the Simpson house etc.
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SilverWook
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I am ready for the trials!Replace or augment Jabba's band with these guys.
There ought to be enough footage in the Muppet Movies to make this work?
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyThe song would work even if the footage wouldn't.
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"Take Me To Your Cinema"On that subject, can we maybe have the Boom Shakalaka chant from Muppet Treasure Island for when the Ewoks are gonna eat our heroes...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peJhJMciSXE
also Love Led Us Here would work nicely for a slow-motion cheesy montage during the Ewok Celebration montage just before the credits roll...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbObOAeSMls
VIZ TOP TIPS! - Dental floss makes an ideal noose for depressed ants wishing to hang themselves from the branches of a bonsai tree.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ
Replace Jedi Rocks with Mahna Mahna from the Muppets.
SilverWook
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I am ready for the trials!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSW5cK87JQ8
Too bad Emmet Otter wasn't shot on film, but what a song!
SilverWook
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I am ready for the trials!If it isn't obvious, Admiral Ackbar revoiced by Zoidberg. ;)
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Token Linguistics Nerd^Yes!
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Ointment FlyI can support that.
oh_riginal
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RoninPossible line: "I haven't gone by the name Obi Wan since I betrayed and murdered your father."
"Lifes a song you don't get to rehearse, and every single verse can make it that much worse"
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Chief Architect of Cynical MoralityWrong thread? I think you're looking for A New Ridiculousness.
I will take this opportunity to say that the Ever-Echoing NOOOO! should be done at every major one in the saga.
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Ronindoubleofive said:
Wrong thread? I think you're looking for A New Ridiculousness.
I will take this opportunity to say that the Ever-Echoing NOOOO! should be done at every major one in the saga.
DOH! That's what I get for skipping coffee...
"Lifes a song you don't get to rehearse, and every single verse can make it that much worse"
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Chief Architect of Cynical MoralityFor what it's worth, I think that idea is hilarious.
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Not terribly original, but c'mon, too funny to pass up.
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Magister Pontifex MaximusBEN : He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil.
ARTOO : Oh cheers...
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Magister Pontifex MaximusFrom the same scene.
BEN: Your sister remains safely anonymous.
LUKE: Han...Han is my sister.
BEN: ...Your insight serves you we...
LUKE: Threepio! (from the compactor scene in ANH).
BEN: Bury your feelings deep down Luke.
LUKE: Leia... Leia is my sister.
(montage of snogging scenes)
LUKE : Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Now there are two of them!Luke says enough names in the OT that you could make Vader, Jabba, Han, Threepio, R2, Yoda, Obi-Wan, Aunt Beru, Uncle Owen, Biggs, Wedge, Dak, the Emperor, or Chewie his sister.
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Chief Architect of Cynical MoralityI wonder if all of them could be used. Use a shot of Obi-Wan each time he answers, alternating with a shot of Luke thinking...RicOlie_2 said:
Luke says enough names in the OT that you could make Vader, Jabba, Han, Threepio, R2, Yoda, Obi-Wan, Aunt Beru, Uncle Owen, Biggs, Wedge, Dak, the Emperor, or Chewie his sister.
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Now there are two of them!I would say Jabba, Han, Yoda, Chewie, and Obi-Wan are the funniest possibilities. Eventually Obi-Wan should just give up, and leave Luke thinking that the last one he mentioned was correct. He could later tell Leia that whoever it was, say Han, is his sister.
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Magister Pontifex MaximusLEIA : I know... somehow I've always known.
(montage of snogging scenes)
LUKE : Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Now there are two of them!Or Luke could end up having numerous siblings. Luke's family tree could go something like this:
Padme=Obi-Wan + Anakin
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Luke Han=Leia Chewie Jabba
Luke could ask Obi-Wan if he is his sister, to which Obi-Wan could reply, "No, I am your father."
You could place this scene in Episode V, before Luke leaves for Bespin, so that when Darth Vader tells Luke that he is his father, Luke could reply "That's not true! Obi-Wan told me that he was my father!..."
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doubleofive said:
I wonder if all of them could be used. Use a shot of Obi-Wan each time he answers, alternating with a shot of Luke thinking...RicOlie_2 said:
Luke says enough names in the OT that you could make Vader, Jabba, Han, Threepio, R2, Yoda, Obi-Wan, Aunt Beru, Uncle Owen, Biggs, Wedge, Dak, the Emperor, or Chewie his sister.
This^ I like it.
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RoninLuke could always assume that Yoda is his sister, if the idea about Luke thinking he still hasn't met Yoda is used. But if so, I'd like it if Obi Wan shoots down Luke's assumption so that the joke can continue till he meets the Emperor and assumes he is Yoda, and possibly when Vader's mask is removed.
"Lifes a song you don't get to rehearse, and every single verse can make it that much worse"
Episode VI: Return of the Ridiculousness