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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

The asteroid chase could temporarily have the score replaced with "Holiday Road" from the Vacation movies.

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

Here's a thought: Deliverance banjo music on Dagobah. Right after Luke arrives on Dagobah.

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

Intercut the ski chase scene(s) from On Her Majesty's Secret Service with the Hoth battle.

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

Serling1979 said:

Here's a thought: Deliverance banjo music on Dagobah. Right after Luke arrives on Dagobah.

LoL, not bad.

Might be cool if it's subtle and just something you barely hear somewhere in the background.

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

DF Shadow said:

Serling1979 said:

Here's a thought: Deliverance banjo music on Dagobah. Right after Luke arrives on Dagobah.

LoL, not bad.

Might be cool if it's subtle and just something you barely hear somewhere in the background.

Or, have Kermit playing his banjo somewhere in the background the entire time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2DTLbTQj0I

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

Darth Lucas said:

DF Shadow said:

Serling1979 said:

Here's a thought: Deliverance banjo music on Dagobah. Right after Luke arrives on Dagobah.

LoL, not bad.

Might be cool if it's subtle and just something you barely hear somewhere in the background.

Or, have Kermit playing his banjo somewhere in the background the entire time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2DTLbTQj0I

Wow just darken he image slighty and add a blueish/brown tint and Kermit is on the dagobah set!

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

And when he cuts off vaders head in the cave, it's Kermit's face instead of his. 

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

Darth Lucas said:

And when he cuts off vaders head in the cave, it's Kermit's face instead of his. 

Or James Earl Jones.

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

Or Jar Jars'.......accompanied by a Krusty laugh.

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

DF Shadow said:

Or Jar Jars'.......accompanied by a Krusty laugh.

Or John Candy again, same shot from my Tauntaun mockup.

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

Maybe redub some of Yoda's lines with a character with "backwards friend" from Star Trek III.  

"I'm looking for a great warrior."

"You seek I.  Message received.  Available ship stands by."

***

"But they're my friends, I have to help them!"

"Oh, Mutara Sector restricted.  Take permits many.  Money more."

You could continue this dialogue with Luke saying McCoy's lines and swearing, and Yoda saying, "Genesis allowed is not!  Is planet forbidden!"

Last edited on August 27, 2013 at 3:10 PM by darth_ender

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

All of my votes go to the alien in ST3. Even if it is random.

Though haven't we been making it so Yoda speak's correctly? I don't even remember at this point.

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

I don't recall either.  But I'm glad you like the idea, and I think it would be great if he spoke weirder than ever now, even if he spoke normally in the PT.

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

I'm not sure if any of these ideas could be used, and sorry if this has already been posted, but it would be fun to see some of these in the edit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L8b1zPE0-Y

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

Han's carbonite slab could rise from the pit to this.....

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

"Princess, we have a visitor.  We picked up something outside the base's zone 12 moving east."

"It's metal."

Have a kick-ass heavy metal riff play here, perhaps some old school Metallica.  You could also have the riff replace the "scanner of the system... scanner of the sys" sound the probe droid makes.

If you wanted to get really fancy, you could try to construct a mini metal song, sampling "it's metal" and other pieces of dialog from the scene/movie.

Last edited on September 5, 2013 at 9:05 PM by SpilkaBilka
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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

Not sure where this would fit...but it certainly IS ridiculous...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cnVjkE87FDY

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

You could have the voice explain the Death Star is metal in ARH.

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

A possibly doable dialogue change.

BEN'S GHOST : ...you must go to the Dagobah system.

LUKE : Dagobah system?

BEN'S GHOST : there you will learn from Yoda. The Jedi Master who instructed the Jedi Master who instructed the Jedi Master who instructed me.

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

It actually sounds like a sensible post-prequel SE change.

  

 

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

LUKE IN BACTA TANK : Ben...Yoda... Lando System...

LEIA : Lando system?

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

DV: "The Force is with you, young Skywalker."

Luke: "The Force?"

DV: "...Now the Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, it... Luke. You are not a Jedi yet." 

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RE: Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back

When Han gets on his Tauntaun it makes a Yoshi noise.

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