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Episode IV: A Ridiculous Hope
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SilverWook
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I am ready for the trials!My memory was just jogged that MST3K did a riff in The Final Sacrifice.
"Canadian villian, Garth Vader."
TV's Frink
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Ointment Flybobgarcia74 said:
Since he having his memory wiped
True, but I'm not sure I want to leave GOB behind.
I have toyed with the idea of switching GOB out for Bender, however. The one bad thing about using Bender at the beginning of TRM was how quickly he disappeared.
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyPutting this here so I don't forget it...to be used when Boba shows up.
SilverWook
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I am ready for the trials!Bender's brief moment was memorable though. And that the protocol droid was silver made it perfect.
Ye Gods! When you finally get to Jedi, and the droid torture scene, you have got to use the Robot Devil!
oh_riginal
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RoninSome of Mark Hammil's dialogue from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back could be used, though since it all comes from a lightsaber duel in that movie, it might be better reserved for ESB or ROTJ.
"Lifes a song you don't get to rehearse, and every single verse can make it that much worse"
DominicCobb
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If C3PO is going to be black, he'd be voiced by Franklin. Of corse this wouldn't be a long term joke, if it was actually used.
And good to see Mr. F finally be used for a Fett.
Ryan McAvoy
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"Take Me To Your Cinema"Just throw this out there. I'd love to hear Woody Allen in ARH just because the man is a comedy genius. Could voice the neurotic Threepio very nicely.
Such a genius that here he is spoofing Threepio... four years before SW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmh-abe-1_U
Also, great standup...
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SilverWook
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I am ready for the trials!The troopers don't all have to be Johnny clones, either. Which would explain why they are such lousy shots in the OT. ;)
Something lifted from What's Up Tiger Lily? would be oddly appropriate.
Ryan McAvoy
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"Take Me To Your Cinema"Is there any way that the line...
LEIA: "Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding
Vader's leash"
Could be changed to...
LEIA: "Alan Arkin, I should have expected to find you holding
Vader's leash"
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TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyDominicCobb said:
If C3PO is going to be black, he'd be voiced by Franklin. Of corse this wouldn't be a long term joke, if it was actually used.
I would so do this if he had more lines.
Although I don't see why I couldn't do it once in a while.
Leonardo
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Joliet Jake
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
Darth Lucas
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Replace a shot of Stormtroopers running through a corridor to the shot in Woody Allen's "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex" where the sperm are running through the hall.
Darth Solo
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DANGER! DANGER!How bout Darth Vader being "Camp Vader"?
Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?
Also fought in the clown wars, many years ago..and lost..miserably..
Ryan McAvoy
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"Take Me To Your Cinema"Darth Solo said:
How bout Darth Vader being "Camp Vader"?
^ Kenneth Vader! That would be awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptSEcsygIXI
"Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it infamy"
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SilverWook
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I am ready for the trials!Randomly remembered today a joke spoken in the 1984 movie Dreamscape.
"Who's your decorator, Darth Vader?"
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusLots of Ridiculous OT ideas in the Worst Edit thread.
I have a yen for Vader to ask, "What is it Admiral?" when faced with randomly inserted (into the film) objects which could become an in film game like the Find The Fish strand of Monty Python's the Meaning of Life.
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- Anál nathrach,
- orth’ bháis’s bethad,
- do chél dénmha
darth_ender
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"darth endeor was a meanyhead" - FatherSkywalker, et al--QFTTV's Frink said:
Any Harrison line is a possibility.
On the turbolift
Han: "I didn't kill my wife!"
Luke: "Why didn't you say so before?"
Han: "I thought you didn't care."
Luke: "I care."
The ROTJ collaborative thread is a wealth of ideas, both on how to edit Return of the Jedi, as well as how to collaborate in an edit. Emanswfan has taken leadership of the project.
Password for all ROTJ-related clips: ROTJ
A very rough edit of how the Battle of Endor could go
A very rough idea of how ROTJ could end
Rough edit based on the final script with some deviation:
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex Maximus^WRONG FORD LINE
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- Anál nathrach,
- orth’ bháis’s bethad,
- do chél dénmha
Ryan McAvoy
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"Take Me To Your Cinema"FreaQ said:
^ Gotta find a use for this somewhere
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SilverWook
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I am ready for the trials!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJhN-S6GIN0
Some shots in this ad you could steal borrow. ;)
Ryan McAvoy
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"Take Me To Your Cinema"SilverWook said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJhN-S6GIN0
Some shots in this ad you could steal borrow. ;)
Wow hadn't seen that. Alot of fun.
I vote for Snoop with a Saber being in ARH. David Beckham, not so much.
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Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusNot an ARH idea but in ESR the SE Wampa could be replaced by :
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- Anál nathrach,
- orth’ bháis’s bethad,
- do chél dénmha
SilverWook
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I am ready for the trials!
Ryan McAvoy
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"Take Me To Your Cinema"
^ "Get to your fighter!"
A Cameo for Pingu would be ace in RSB
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Leonardo
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Joliet Jake
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
Episode IV: A Ridiculous Hope