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RE: Episode IV: A Ridiculous Hope

I did a video on youtube a while back that had Michael Scott from The Office on the rebellion's comlink.

http://youtu.be/T_U0sm2FELo

Not sure if it would fit with your edit, but feel free to use any ideas from it if you want.

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Ryan McAvoy's avatar
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Don't know why but I'm imagining Vader redubbed by Arnold Schwarzenegger would be hilarious. The possibilities are endless with his films and abundance of one liners. It would be like the producers of Batman and Robin had made Star Wars lol

"Commander tear this ship apart, find those passengers, I want them alive"

becomes

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of the women" (Conan The Barbarian)

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With David Prowse's size it's believable that Arnie would be the guy in the suit.

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Leonardo's avatar
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It's been done

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZImvKiDGQE

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

oh_riginal's avatar
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I wouldn't be against Arnold as Darth Vader. Lots of potential there, depending on which films are used.

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Ryan McAvoy's avatar
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Leonardo said:

It's been done

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZImvKiDGQE

Oh, well great. I'll have to come up with something else to suggest

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Ryan McAvoy's avatar
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How about rebubbing Vader as Johnny 5?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVtojNukkA0

'Short Circuit 2' is one of the 20 greatest films ever made, don't let anybody tell you different.

It would really pay off in RESB when Vader shouts "Your momma was a snowblower!" to Luke during the Duel.

Or perhaps, Vader as Malcolm Tucker from 'The Thick Of It/In The Loop'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al7XJxlDoyQ

Although aren't these films supposed to kid friendly so maybe not.

Wait, wait, wait... how about Basil Fawlty as Vader. I would die laughing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwn2ftCHENI

 

 

Last edited on July 12, 2013 at 11:40 AM by Ryan McAvoy

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Kapheen's avatar
RE: Episode IV: A Ridiculous Hope

Make Vader sound like a battle droid. A truly ridiculous idea.

oh_riginal's avatar
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One idea would be when Han Solo calls the Stormtroopers onboard the Millennium Falcon to ambush them and steal their uniforms, there be lots of violent sounds, laser blasts, a few punches, someone yelling "grenade!" followed by an explosion that shakes the screen... then when Luke steps out all he has is a faulty transmitter.

Just an overexaggerated version of the laser blast continuity error, basically.

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I got something in my eye when I saw the title. So pumped that the Saga Will Continue.

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Leonardo's avatar
RE: Episode IV: A Ridiculous Hope

oh_riginal said:

One idea would be when Han Solo calls the Stormtroopers onboard the Millennium Falcon to ambush them and steal their uniforms, there be lots of violent sounds, laser blasts, a few punches, someone yelling "grenade!" followed by an explosion that shakes the screen... then when Luke steps out all he has is a faulty transmitter.

Just an overexaggerated version of the laser blast continuity error, basically.

A Tom (from Tom & Jerry) scream would fit very well in there.

This one to be precise: http://youtu.be/UV1Tc2fdkGc?t=8s

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

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Of course Maul needs to make an appearance. 

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Shortest version ever: The Star Destroyer actually hits the Tantive IV, blowing it up, along with Leia, R2D2, and C3PO. Droids never hook up with Luke, Luke never hooks up with Ben, Ben never hooks up with Solo.

End Credits. :D

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Kapheen said:


Shortest version ever: The Star Destroyer actually hits the Tantive IV, blowing it up, along with Leia, R2D2, and C3PO. Droids never hook up with Luke, Luke never hooks up with Ben, Ben never hooks up with Solo.

End Credits. :D
Been done before. ;-)

Last edited on July 13, 2013 at 1:21 PM by doubleofive

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doubleofive said:

 

Kapheen said:


Shortest version ever: The Star Destroyer actually hits the Tantive IV, blowing it up, along with Leia, R2D2, and C3PO. Droids never hook up with Luke, Luke never hooks up with Ben, Ben never hooks up with Solo.

End Credits. :D
Been done before. ;-)

 

So it has! Awesome.

Ryan McAvoy's avatar
RE: Episode IV: A Ridiculous Hope

^ "Gunner's mate 1st class philip asshole"

Reminded me of the shortest Science Fiction story ever...

"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door..."

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TV's Frink said:

Who?

 

Oh, you mean Darth Darth. :p

Whoopsy.

That does make me wonder though what you'll call Vader?

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