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Hal 9000's avatar
RE: Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness (OPENING CLIP COMPLETED, WATCH, SKATE, OR DIE!!!)

Could he be made to look like he goes back to sleep? 

And damn everything if that song isn't trapped in my mind now; curses and gnashing.

RicOlie_2's avatar
RE: Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness

In regards to the bathing scene, I think it would be better to keep the movie family friendly.

oh_riginal's avatar
RE: Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness

SilverWook said:

Yeah, the sight of Natalie Portman in a skimpy outfit has no place in a PG-13 rated film. Especially one where the hero slaughters little kids, gets his other three limbs chopped off, then bursts into flames on camera, while his mentor and friend stands around and watches. ;)

The first sentence in the above paragraph made me not really pay attention to what was said after, even though my eyes scrolled through it. :P

"Lifes a song you don't get to rehearse, and every single verse can make it that much worse"

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RE: Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness

A funny way to use the Natalie Portman bathing scene, to tie into Anakin's nightmare gag, would be to follow up her diving in with the shot of Jar Jar coming up to the surface saying "yousa follow me now!"

Of course, the line could be dubbed to be something more fitting for a nightmare.

Last edited on July 6, 2013 at 6:12 PM by oh_riginal

"Lifes a song you don't get to rehearse, and every single verse can make it that much worse"

fishmanlee's avatar
RE: Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness

Some ideas:

Darth Vader should be dubbed like Mr. T, or with a light chipmunk voice.

Sith should be called Sith-Sith.

"Once more the Sith-Sith will rule the galaxy, and we will have...Pizza..."

Order 66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666................


Last edited on July 6, 2013 at 10:59 PM by fishmanlee
Ryan McAvoy's avatar
RE: Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness

Tom Hardy's bane as Vader? The exchange could change from...


Darth Sidious: [Vader's new mechanical body arises from the steam] Lord Vader... can you hear me?
Darth Vader: Yes, Master.
Darth Vader: [Vader looks at Sidious] Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she all right?
Darth Sidious: It seems in your anger, you killed her.
Darth Vader: I...? I couldn't have! She was alive... I felt it!
[Vader growls, and his Dark Side strength crushes everything around him in the room. He frees himself from the metal stretcher, and steps off. Palpatine has a smirk on his face]
Darth Vader: Nooooooooooooooooooo!


CHANGED TO...


Darth Sidious: [Vader's new mechanical body arises from the steam] Lord Vader... can you hear me?
Darth Vader: Speak of the devil and he shall appear.
Darth Vader: [Vader looks at Sidious] Why are you here?
Darth Sidious: It seems in your anger, you killed Padme.
Darth Vader:  It would be extremely painful
[Vader growls, and his Dark Side strength crushes everything around him in the room. He frees himself from the metal stretcher, and steps off. Palpatine has a smirk on his face]
Darth Vader: No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

Last edited on July 7, 2013 at 1:11 AM by Ryan McAvoy

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RE: Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness

Ryan McAvoy said:

Darth Vader: No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

I think that is borderline genius to have as Anakin's last line.

"Lifes a song you don't get to rehearse, and every single verse can make it that much worse"

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TV's Frink said:

Another movie I'm not interested in owning :p

What if someone submitted the dialogue? Lol

"Lifes a song you don't get to rehearse, and every single verse can make it that much worse"

RicOlie_2's avatar
RE: Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness

Yeah, the sight of Natalie Portman in a skimpy outfit has no place in a PG-13 rated film. Especially one where the hero slaughters little kids, gets his other three limbs chopped off, then bursts into flames on camera, while his mentor and friend stands around and watches. ;)

OK, I see what you mean...though for some crazy reason, the DVD version I have has ROTS rated both G and PG on the cover--and not PG-13.

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RE: Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness

TV's Frink said:

Another movie I'm not interested in owning :p

TDKR does have a few issues, like Batman should have worn this...

"Alfred! Bring my shuttle"

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