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As the title says, this is a guidebook to all the myriad timelines which lie parallel to our own.
I know you all have answers, and I have anticipated some of them, so I've written up an IAQ (Infrequently Asked Questions) for your reading pleasure.
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What is a timeline?
A timeline is a subset of the universe, and contains all moments in the past, present, and future together in one place. But there are, of course, other timelines, so there are also other pasts, presents, and futures.
What in the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks does that mean?
There's more than one timeline, so there's more than one version of the past, present, and future.
Give it to me in American, asshole
Timelines = parallel universes. Happy now, dipshit?
Yes
*sigh*
How many timelines are there?
There are as many timelines as there are possibilities.
Well, how many possibilities are there?
As many as the laws of physics allow.
American, dumbass, remember?
Nearly infinite (you ethnocentric bastard ...)
Are the timelines all the same?
What did I just say about infinite possibilities, you putzless schmuck?
Putzless?! Schmuck?! I don't know French! Give it to me in American, you cheese-eating surrender monkey!!!
It's ENGLISH, you illiterate Twittering twat! ENGLISH! You got that!? The language is called ENGLISH, after ENGLAND, the land of the ENGLISH, where the goddamn language comes from!!!!!!!!!
AMERICAN!!! AMERICAN!!! AMERICAN!!! AMERICAN!!!
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*door breaks down*
*machine gun fires*
*window shatters*
*man screams as he falls through broken window*
*man splatters on the hard pavement below*
*woman screams*
*DuracellEnergizer laughs maniacally*