Sorry, hate the guy, but I am a hardcore classic country music fanatic (and bluegrass too!).

I thought the Title of this thread, upon a quick scan, was "John is Teh Suck?"

Yes.  John is teh suck.

(Actually I don't know.  I don't like country music as a rule.  Saying he sucked earlier was mostly meant as a joke.)

Yes, John Tesh is as much country as I am a female Eskimo.

Oops.

John Tesh is teh suck!

The NBA on NBC theme was cool, except it was mostly a ripoff highly derivative of CBS' NBA music. So, yeah, he is TEH SUXXORZ.

All I know about JT is that he used to host Entertainment Tonight w/Mary Hart, and he's married to the beautiful actress Connie Sellecka. I've only heard bits and pieces of his music, and I didn't care for what I heard. Kind of watered-down, Yanni-type new-age stuff. Some new-age/atmospheric stuff is great (like Nicklaus) but JT ain't it.

I once materialised on his starship (he was not in residence) and witnessed first hand that members of his species do indeed suck marrow from humanoid cadavers.

The corpses need to be a few weeks old and are chosen from special request messages on his various fan websites across the cosmos.

If you prefer a Tesheki to slurp on your rotting dead bones to a traditional cremation or burial just contact John and he will do the rest.

I have never heard of this sumbitch before today.

John Tesh say:

Me am teh no sux!! Me am in the stars trek!!!

John Tesh looks better as a Klingon.

He should have the surgery to become one permanently.

As a kid, I grew up with John Tesh and Yanni on PBS.

In my mind, I always imagined that Yanni would kick Tesh's wimpy ass. My preference of Yanni over Tesh was due 100% to his mustache, which made him look to me like a longer-haired version of my dad.

However, Yanni would eventually fall out of the limelight of my young life and I would find John Tesh was more and more involved in my life than I thought.

I used to catch Tesh on Music from the Hearts of Space on NPR late at night, and it used to scare the shit out of me (whale sounds after dark as a child are terrifying). I love that kind of minimalist ambient white noise music now, though.

One Christmas a few years ago, I found that Tesh hosted a radio show that did pseudo-advice for dumb people that came on after Delilah's show where she gives really bad relationship advice, also to dumb people. This was the globally-syndicated Mix station that is exactly, disconcertingly the same in any city you go to.

Because of his reentry into my life, I began to notice his voice in commercials (especially for Amway) more and more.

Obviously, because of the earlier parallel to my father, the only conclusion I can logically come to is that Yanni represents my long-lost biological father who I idolize and idealize though he abandoned me and neglected me in my most impressionable stages of early life; whereas John Tesh represents the kind stepfather who has stepped in and tries to win me over with fatherly advice and Amway products, and yet I resent him even though he has been in my life longer and provided more love for me than my biological father (Yanni) ever did.

I am not sure where this leaves my actual father.

His radio show is like a radio version of those inane women's magazines.

Boost sums it up well.

Does John Tesh suck what?

Bingowings said:

Does John Tesh suck what?

http://youtu.be/Ir5Xl_mLbkM?t=10s