Do I have a stalker?

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sean wookie's avatar
Do I have a stalker?

On June 2nd I got back on OKCupid and messaged a girl that looked at my profile.

Today I logged onto my Plenty of Fish account and seen the same girl messaged me on the 1st and asked me about how many girlfriends I have had. She is a goth/pagan-type. She sounded disinterested after she asked how many slept with because I've been with 2 women.

Is this girl my stalker?

Last edited on June 6, 2013 at 4:42 PM by sean wookie
Fans are clingy complaining dipshits who will never be grateful for any concession you make. The moment you shut out their shrill tremulous voices the happier you'll be for it.
CP3S' avatar
RE: Do I have a stalker?

No, she probably just uses both sites like you do, you caught her eye on one and she messaged you on the 1st, then was checking out the other site and "Oh hey, its the same guy I messaged yesterday?" clicked on your profile on that site as well.

And asking you how many women you slept with is kind of weird. If I were in that position, I'd find a playful way to avoid answering until I found out what kind of answer they were looking for. For some women there can be too many or too few. Maybe she was looking for "virgin sacrifices" or something. It is a really weird sort of question to ask someone right off the bat, and often a really weird question to ask someone in general. 

 

Last edited on June 6, 2013 at 5:04 PM by CP3S
sean wookie's avatar
RE: Do I have a stalker?

Way to be a buzz kill.

Fans are clingy complaining dipshits who will never be grateful for any concession you make. The moment you shut out their shrill tremulous voices the happier you'll be for it.
Leonardo's avatar
RE: Do I have a stalker?

Stick your head out of the window and wave. I'll be waving too.

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

Bingowings' avatar
RE: Do I have a stalker?

No... I am your stalker.

Am just behind Leonardo waving also.

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Hey, it's me.'s avatar
RE: Do I have a stalker?

Like C3PS said that's an odd question to ask some literally straight away. That's more of a pillow talk kinda question after you've just slept with a new girlfriend for the first time (when your a teenager). Can't get my head round why the sudden disinterest when you told her 2? Maybe she was scouting for a virgin sacrifice?!?! Lol. Either that or she was on the lookout for a tobacco chewing, goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me. :-D

Warbler's avatar
RE: Do I have a stalker?

CP3S said:

Maybe she was looking for "virgin sacrifices" or something.

*runs far away from the thread*

sean wookie's avatar
RE: Do I have a stalker?

I kind of have a date with a girl I didn't know in high school. I know it seems like I have a date every week, because I just am that amazing.

Fans are clingy complaining dipshits who will never be grateful for any concession you make. The moment you shut out their shrill tremulous voices the happier you'll be for it.
TV's Frink's avatar
RE: Do I have a stalker?

I wanna marry my stalker.

sean wookie's avatar
RE: Do I have a stalker?

TV's Frink said:

I wanna marry my stalker.

Get rid of that restraining order and we can.

Fans are clingy complaining dipshits who will never be grateful for any concession you make. The moment you shut out their shrill tremulous voices the happier you'll be for it.
Leonardo's avatar
RE: Do I have a stalker?

I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper.

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

Mrebo's avatar
RE: Do I have a stalker?

Warbler said:

CP3S said:

Maybe she was looking for "virgin sacrifices" or something.

*runs far away from the thread*

At least to get a girl's interest I wouldn't write the line off completely, Warb.

This is not a lightsaber. Nor a euphemism.

Hey, it's me.'s avatar
RE: Do I have a stalker?

Mrebo said:

Warbler said:

CP3S said:

Maybe she was looking for "virgin sacrifices" or something.

*runs far away from the thread*

At least to get a girl's interest I wouldn't write the line off completely, Warb.

Hmmm...(nodding approvingly..)

TV's Frink's avatar
RE: Do I have a stalker?

sean wookie said:

TV's Frink said:

I wanna marry my stalker.

Get rid of that restraining order and we can.

I'm waiting until you're in jail.

sean wookie's avatar
RE: Do I have a stalker?

Leonardo said:

I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper.

This just makes me sad Malcolm McDowell isn't in any good movies anymore.

Fans are clingy complaining dipshits who will never be grateful for any concession you make. The moment you shut out their shrill tremulous voices the happier you'll be for it.
Mrebo's avatar
RE: Do I have a stalker?

sean wookie said:

Leonardo said:

I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper.

This just makes me sad Malcolm McDowell isn't in any good movies anymore.

This is not a lightsaber. Nor a euphemism.

sean wookie's avatar
RE: Do I have a stalker?

This is her new picture. She looks dead.

Fans are clingy complaining dipshits who will never be grateful for any concession you make. The moment you shut out their shrill tremulous voices the happier you'll be for it.
Leonardo's avatar
RE: Do I have a stalker?

please, stop staring at me! :(

Last edited on June 8, 2013 at 10:24 PM by Leonardo

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

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