Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

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Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

It has recently come to my attention that I get away with tons more shit than anyone else, and it made me wonder why.  All I can assume is that none of you mods have noticed all the shit I get away with.  Therefore, I think it is my duty to inform you that I get away with tons of shit, especially compared to others who barely get away with any shit, and therefore I must humbly submit that either you remove my shit from the forum, or make a new rule that everyone is allowed to get away with the same shit I get away with.

Thanks for listening.  You guys are the shit.

...

Oh, and please make that little shit Vbangle a mod.

Last edited on June 3, 2011 at 1:06 PM by TV's Frink
Bingowings' avatar
RE: Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

A simple frying pan duel would be much more dignified.

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    do chél dénmha
doubleKO's avatar
RE: Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

Please bring my tons of shit back.

It is for one of the rides in BTTF World.

Ziz's avatar
RE: Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

You only appear to get away with tons of shit because vbangle has no sense of humor by comparison.

It's all relative.

My outlook on life - we're all on the Hindenburg anyway...no point fighting over the window seat.
EyeShotFirst's avatar
RE: Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

^ this

 

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won't last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you'll be able to project it on a 20' by 40' screen with perfect quality. I think it's the director's prerogative, not the studio's to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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bkev's avatar
RE: Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

It's also because your Moronathon is here rather than there usually.

TheBoost's avatar
RE: Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

I've ignored Vbangle for so long I had forgotten he even posts. Glad to see I'm still not missing anything worthwhile.

For what it's worth, it seems to me one has to be a MAJOR dick to get banned around here. MAJOR.

twister111's avatar
RE: Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

*first thought when read title* Did JediTray hack Tv's Frink account?



http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/7405/cooly.gif

bkev's avatar
RE: Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

This might actually constitute bannination, if only temporary Frink. I know this is in jest, but it's "rallying the troops" in your favor in this pointless flame war.

CAN'T YOU SEE THIS FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?!?!? btw: you're all just jealous I'm on his friends list.

Moth3r's avatar
RE: Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

Hi all, just back today from a short break. Did I miss much?

Frink, IIRC you are already on a first warning, so just point me to an offending post (too lazy to search through your posts myself) and I'll arrange your temp ban pronto.

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bkev's avatar
RE: Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

The irony of my signature being too big kills me.
I'll fix it posthaste.

Bingowings' avatar
RE: Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

Moth3r said:

Hi all, just back today from a short break. Did I miss much?

Sadly (in terms of Ady's personal life) yes.

That to one side there has been a whole lot of deleting going on which is also sad because I was rather interested in the thread (silly sausage).

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Darth Solo's avatar
RE: Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

Moth3r said:

Hi all, just back today from a short break. Did I miss much?

Returnin on a better mood? Or the same old, ah, NVM, it goes without saying. 

Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?

Also fought in the clown wars, many years ago..and lost..miserably..

TV's Frink's avatar
RE: Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

bkev said:


This might actually constitute bannination, if only temporary Frink. I know this is in jest, but it's "rallying the troops" in your favor in this pointless flame war.

I don't see anyone disturbing ady's thread to defend me...and I wouldn't want that either.

But we can certainly have a moronathon in vbangle's honor here.

TV's Frink's avatar
RE: Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

Moth3r said:


Frink, IIRC you are already on a first warning, so just point me to an offending post (too lazy to search through your posts myself) and I'll arrange your temp ban pronto.

Er, what? When did I get a warning? INSYRC.

Regarding the ban I requested, did you follow the link in the OP? Since vbangle pointed out how much shit I get away with, clearly I need to be banned.

Ziggy Stardust's avatar
RE: Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

If Frink gets banned I will laugh.

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CP3S said:


pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.  
Bingowings' avatar
RE: Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

TV's Frink said:

 

bkev said:


This might actually constitute bannination, if only temporary Frink. I know this is in jest, but it's "rallying the troops" in your favor in this pointless flame war.

I don't see anyone disturbing ady's thread to defend me...and I wouldn't want that either.

But we can certainly have a moronathon in vbangle's honor here.

 

I neutrally suggested that you boys wang danced over here so as to not clog up Ady's thread.

Trust me on the pan fight though.

Last edited on June 5, 2011 at 12:28 AM by Bingowings

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EyeShotFirst's avatar
RE: Dear Mods, Please Ban Me (Or At Least Level The Playing Field)

What some people don't get is the fact that Frink does his stuff in good intelligent humor.  If your offended by anything Frink says, you have no sense of humor, and will ultimately become the butt of the joke.

I sometimes wonder if Vbangle is joking around, because if he is, he is the next Andy Kaufman. Which is also kind of a bad thing, because Andy Kaufman was only funny in hindsight.

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won't last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you'll be able to project it on a 20' by 40' screen with perfect quality. I think it's the director's prerogative, not the studio's to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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