It has recently come to my attention that I get away with tons more shit than anyone else, and it made me wonder why. All I can assume is that none of you mods have noticed all the shit I get away with. Therefore, I think it is my duty to inform you that I get away with tons of shit, especially compared to others who barely get away with any shit, and therefore I must humbly submit that either you remove my shit from the forum, or make a new rule that everyone is allowed to get away with the same shit I get away with.

Thanks for listening. You guys are the shit.

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Oh, and please make that little shit Vbangle a mod.