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Darth Vader's secret desires
Darth Vader's secret desires
darth_ender
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"darth endeor was a meanyhead" - FatherSkywalker, et al--QFTSince George let us know that Star Wars is really the Tragedy of Anakin Skywalker, I think we should all take a few moments to ponder on Darth Vader's secret desires. C'mon, he puts on a tough face (hardeeharhar), but beneath the layers, there's truly a sensitive man! What do you think Darth Vader secretly wants?
I think he wants to get a tattoo on his left prosthetic butt cheek that reads "Mom."
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twister111
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TV's Frink got me into the dark side of the force!darth_ender said:
What do you think Darth Vader secretly wants?
Make up stories for the New Republic and have them printed as fact.
Puggo - Jar Jar's Yoda
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legendary but little-known Jedi MasterHe wants to be a lumberjack.
timdiggerm
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I believe it's pretty well established that he wants to bring order and peace to the galaxy.
Later, he wants to hang out with his son.
TV's Frink
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Likes Lens FlairsHe wants a less lame origin story.
xhonzi
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of Earth.He wants to be a pirate in The Pirates of Penzance.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusTo KILL ALL SAND!
Say goodbye, to all this and "hello" to Jason Issacs.
DuracellEnergizer
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Summer of 69erHe wants to beat the Energizer Bunny once and for all.
My Heather Langenkamp avatar has decided to go on an extended vacation and may not be back for sometime. Not to worry, though, for she will be back - eventually.
xhonzi
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of Earth.To finally "get doze turdles!"
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
darth_ender
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"darth endeor was a meanyhead" - FatherSkywalker, et al--QFTThis one is two-fold:
Vader secretly wants to read romance novels such as A Skywalk to Remember, Knight in Black Armor, and Letters from Padme. But the Death Star hangar bookshops only seem to carry magazines filled with Twi'leks (called Oola La!) and holographic sudoku puzzle books.
Every now an then, he manages to get a hold of a nice little bit of romance, he wishes for some sort of eyepiece defroster, as the tears he cries tend to fog up his visual apparati, and he can't just stick his fingers in there to wipe it away, you know.
The ROTJ collaborative thread is a wealth of ideas, both on how to edit Return of the Jedi, as well as how to collaborate in an edit. Emanswfan has taken leadership of the project.
Password for all ROTJ-related clips: ROTJ
A very rough edit of how the Battle of Endor could go
A very rough idea of how ROTJ could end
Rough edit based on the final script with some deviation:
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
corellian77
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Has a smile 12 parsecs widedarth_ender said:
the Death Star hangar bookshops only seem to carry magazines filled with Twi'leks (called Oola La!)
Jedi Knight Doc Brown said:
This is not the magazine you are looking for *waves hand*
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Lord Phillock
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ridiculously average posterI personally always thought he wanted to make the most delicious galactic whine*-sandwiches in the galaxy.
*I spelled that correctly.
doubleKO
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Six Nine with the Afro^ Hey! Phantom Shadow stealer... :)
Darth wants to know if his BA is a SCUBA.
Darth Vader's secret desires