Ah, college roommates....aren't they all weird?

Except me, of course.

TheBoost said:

My college roommate loved telling jokes that WEREN'T racist, but he'd try to make them SOUND racist. He was a weird guy.

 

I knew a guy like this guy who did this.  A few friends were telling jokes and one of them starts, "Winnie the Pooh and Tigger are walking through the woods when.." and the guy interrupts, "You can't make jokes about Tegroes!" and stormed out of the room.  It was pretty strange.

What do you call a black guy wearing a suit?

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An upstanding member of society.

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Well...What did you think I was gonna say?!

Did you hear about the skunk who went to church?

He got to sit in his own pew.

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

What goes black white black white black white black white?

A penguin rolling down a hill.

Not really a joke, but somewhat on topic...

And...

She used almost every part of the Cookie Monster - good for her.

That woman is my worst enemy.

A blond walks into an electrical store and says "I would like to buy that TV please."
The store clerk replies "I'm sorry, we don't do business with blonds."
So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day,
she went back to the same store and said "I would like to buy that TV please."
The store clerk, once again, replies "sorry, we don't do business with
blonds."
The blond replied "how did you know I was blond?"
The clerk says "because that's not a TV, it's a microwave."

What do you get when you cross a bungee cord with an owl? My ass!

Is that...Betty?

But, isn't Betty... a woman's name?

Man, I haven't seen that movie in forever.

"I'M COMING!"

My cousins were here for awhile, and I randomly quoted the intermission. They had no idea what I was talking about, so I quickly "chose" to find it somewhere. Good choice, except for the beginning it's quite funny.

So could we get Cookie Monster to change the title of this thread to "Kung Pow (was: Cookie MOnsters favorite jokes!)?"

I laughed so hard my stomach plug fell out.

My wife hates that movie.

I'm not even sure if I liked it.  There were some really bad jokes and slow parts.  But the funny parts were funny.

It is a very hit-and-miss movie, but the hits are good enough to make it pretty funny even now.

I have the exact same opinion. Neat!

Throughout the movie, because the opening elicited few laughs, I kept thinking "there's no way they're gonna like this..." Luckily, the movie really does pick up and they loved it.