Dear Off Topic,

The real "pat man" asked nicely, so I've decided to stop impersonating him. It's been fun.

How did I do it? Well, first things first, I didn't hack his account. That part is obvious if you compare his profile with mine.

I simply made an account with the username "pat man" (notice the two spaces?). The forum truncates multiple spaces into one, so after getting the profile, signature, and title right, my "pat man" was a near-perfect duplicate of the real "pat man".

Suggestion: If you have an account with spaces in your username, then register as many variants of it as possible.

Good luck, and see you in hell,
El verdadero "pat man"