Let's get some amateur hour going in this thread!

I'll star, I mean start. (people walk out).

Hello OT.com! (waits for audience applause, not a sausage).

I am actually from OT.com. (woo!).

Yep. Grew up here with nobody but my Moth3r to take care of me... keep me safe from all the shit that was available on the streets. Some of that shit was laced, man! All the other kids were doing it... (boo!)

Why do comedians always do jokes about airports, hotel rooms and jacking off? I sensed a pattern here and realised that I had a calling.

Okay... I'm gonna take a break for a few minutes and do the least expensive thing on that list. (Jim Gaffigan pops up to do 'lady in the audience' voice or whatever and gets punched in the face).

Thankyou, you've been a horrible audience!

(bottles, tomatoes).

TV's Frink said:

TV's Frink said:

RedFive said:

And Louie C.K.'s show Louie is honestly the funniest show I've ever seen. 

It's already surpassed Curb Your Entrusiasm, Seinfield, Arrested Development...

Stop.

I've never seen a single episode, and there's no way this could be true for any of those examples.

Although in fairness I prefer Curb Your Enthusiasm to Curb Your Entrusiasm myself.

Based on RedFive's post alone, I gave the pilot of Louie a watch.

And now that I've seen it, I can absolutely without a doubt state that RedFive is crazy insane.

Hey, I love Louie! I wouldn't put it past Seinfeld but It's definitely in my top five comedies.