Darth Bizarro
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Mmmmmeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww!Pretend Star Wars was being made today. Who would you cast?
Luke Skywalker - Johnny Simmons
Han Solo - Hugh Jackman
Princess Leia - Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Obi Wan - Gary Oldman
Grand Moff Tarkin - Ian McKellen
C-3PO - David Tennant
Palpatine - Timothy Dalton/Kevin Spacey/Alan Rickman
Anakin - James Franco
Padme - Emma Watson
Young Anakin - Joel Courtney
Jar Jar Binks - Paulie Shore
"George, we hate you for making more Star Wars movies. Please make more Star Wars movies."
-The Internet
Sluggo
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is automatic for the people.Luke Skywalker - William Katt
Han Solo - Perry King
Leia - Cindy Williams
Chewbacca - Dave Prowse
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.
Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!Luke Skywalker - Tyler Perry?
Han Solo - Gerard Butler?
Leia - Emmy Rossum
Chewie -Samuel. L Jackson
Aunt Beru -Julie Andrews
Uncle Owen - Dick van Dyke
Grand Moff Tarkin - Patrick Stewart
C3-PO - Simon Pegg
It's a musical!
I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier and more handsomer...
TV's Frink
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Ointment Flyhttp://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Re-Cast-Star-Wars/post/382955/
Oh, and look over there Darth Bizarro, you can read more of the same skyjedi posts from 2009. How you like them repetitive apples?
TheBoost
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Better a bad bomb than a bombadTV's Frink said:
http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Re-Cast-Star-Wars/post/382955/
Oh, and look over there Darth Bizarro, you can read more of the same skyjedi posts from 2009. How you like them repetitive apples?
For a man of your advanced years, you have a memory like an iron clamp. I made the darn thread and had forgotten about it!
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyI didn't remember that thread specifically, I just vaguely remembered a similar discussion in the past. And Google was my friend.
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Better a bad bomb than a bombadThis is challenging because of the relative youth of the actors in "Star Wars." Hugh Jackman or Gerard Butler might be very Han-ish, but they're both a bit long in the tooth these days.
DuracellEnergizer
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Ce n'est pas DuracellEnergizerPalpatine : Alanis Morissette
Palpatine's voice : Clive Revill, or if he's too old, Anthony Hopkins
And no, I am not joking about Alanis.
God doesn't think in terms of black or white - or even shades of gray - but in big, bright, bold hues of blue and orange.
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Magister Pontifex MaximusThe only other person who could do Tarkin is Bill Nighy.
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TV's Frink said:
Oh, and look over there Darth Bizarro, you can read more of the same skyjedi posts from 2009.
Don't you mean 'rant'?
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greenpenguino
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Double standards!!Bingowings said:
The only other person who could do Tarkin is Bill Nighy.
Wrong.
Brian Blessed
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TheBoost
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Better a bad bomb than a bombadFor Tarkin I'm torn between Hugh Laurie and Christopher Eccleston
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Double standards!!Proof that Brian Blessed would be awesome as Tarkin

OBI WAN'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!????
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Better a bad bomb than a bombadDarth Bizarro said:
Palpatine - Timothy Dalton/Kevin Spacey/Alan Rickman
Those are three wildly different actors.
Young Anakin - Joel Courtney
I'm curious why you'd cast an actor with one credit in a film that's not even out yet. Have you seen him do community theater?
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyTheBoost said:
Young Anakin - Joel Courtney
I'm curious why you'd cast an actor with one credit in a film that's not even out yet. Have you seen him do community theater?
*giggle*
...
All I want to know is who does Billy Dee get to play?
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Mark Hamill or Carrie Fisher as Jabba the Hutt?
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Ointment FlyOh snap.
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Mmmmmeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww!TV's Frink said:
TheBoost said:
Young Anakin - Joel Courtney
I'm curious why you'd cast an actor with one credit in a film that's not even out yet. Have you seen him do community theater?
*giggle*
...
All I want to know is who does Billy Dee get to play?
Cornhole with your mom.
"George, we hate you for making more Star Wars movies. Please make more Star Wars movies."
-The Internet
Darth Bizarro
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Mmmmmeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww!TheBoost said:
Darth Bizarro said:
Palpatine - Timothy Dalton/Kevin Spacey/Alan Rickman
Those are three wildly different actors.
Young Anakin - Joel Courtney
I'm curious why you'd cast an actor with one credit in a film that's not even out yet. Have you seen him do community theater?
I couldn't decide on Palpatine, so I pick them all thinking they could all give a different but equily good performance.
His few bits in the Super 8 trailer were a screen test enough for me. It's hard to think of child actors who aren't completely terrible.
"George, we hate you for making more Star Wars movies. Please make more Star Wars movies."
-The Internet
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Ointment FlyDarth Bizarro said:
TV's Frink said:
TheBoost said:
Young Anakin - Joel Courtney
I'm curious why you'd cast an actor with one credit in a film that's not even out yet. Have you seen him do community theater?
*giggle*
...
All I want to know is who does Billy Dee get to play?
Cornhole with your mom.
Excuse me but you and I are not on good enough terms for you to make jokes about my mom.
Especially lame mom jokes.
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EV-9D9 - ED-209
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Ointment FlyBattle Droids - Lobot
Darth Bizarro
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Mmmmmeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww!TV's Frink said:
Darth Bizarro said:
TV's Frink said:
TheBoost said:
Young Anakin - Joel Courtney
I'm curious why you'd cast an actor with one credit in a film that's not even out yet. Have you seen him do community theater?
*giggle*
...
All I want to know is who does Billy Dee get to play?
Cornhole with your mom.
Excuse me but you and I are not on good enough terms for you to make jokes about my mom.
Especially lame mom jokes.
Oh, and how might one get on good terms with TV's Frink?
Do I get a little punch card for every smart ass comment directed in my general direction and for every 100 punches I get a free dig.
"George, we hate you for making more Star Wars movies. Please make more Star Wars movies."
-The Internet
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Ointment FlyHave I made a personal joke at your expense? I certainly haven't made an offensive comment about your mom.
I see two possibilities regarding your comment:
1) You were serious about my mom
2) You were making a joke about my mom
I can't imagine it was #1, correct me if I'm wrong and I'll remind you personal attacks are not allowed by the rules of the forum.
Assuming it was #2, my point is that mom jokes are traded amongst friends. You and I are not friends. Therefore, don't joke about my mom.
/off-topic rant
Also...
My mom will be playing the part of Padme in this new Star Wars movie.
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Mmmmmeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww!TV's Frink said:
Have I made a personal joke at your expense? I certainly haven't made an offensive comment about your mom.
I see two possibilities regarding your comment:
1) You were serious about my mom
2) You were making a joke about my momI can't imagine it was #1, correct me if I'm wrong and I'll remind you personal attacks are not allowed by the rules of the forum.
Assuming it was #2, my point is that mom jokes are traded amongst friends. You and I are not friends. Therefore, don't joke about my mom.
/off-topic rant
Also...
My mom will be playing the part of Padme in this new Star Wars movie.
Can I assume that you will be playing Luke then?
"George, we hate you for making more Star Wars movies. Please make more Star Wars movies."
-The Internet