Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
So i got a private message asking if there were requirements for the position "Boy Toy". After careful thinking i made a list and here it is!
1. Must wear Aqua De Gio (aka "How-to-get-a-women-in-bed-like-THAT")
2. MUST BE HOT (inside and/or outside... this is really an open ended requirement as each man has at least one or more hot qualities to himself, he just doesnt realize it)
3. nice bum (this can be traded for another body part)
4. Must have a job, authorive figure preferred (ie professors
)
5. must know how to dance (ie. grinding is a must)
6. Enjoys "games"
7. Has a life outside the forum
8. exotic eye color and/or skin color
9. "You from outta town?" your answer must be YES
10.Must be comfortable with me using the terms "bitch" and "random" to describe you
so... applicants, i'd love a picture. in exchange i'll send you a good one of me.
if you have the maturity level under 18, i will not respond to you. that is a warning!
So i got a private message asking if there were requirements for the position "Boy Toy". After careful thinking i made a list and here it is!
1. Must wear Aqua De Gio (aka "How-to-get-a-women-in-bed-like-THAT")
2. MUST BE HOT (inside and/or outside... this is really an open ended requirement as each man has at least one or more hot qualities to himself, he just doesnt realize it)
3. nice bum (this can be traded for another body part)
4. Must have a job, authorive figure preferred (ie professors
)5. must know how to dance (ie. grinding is a must)
6. Enjoys "games"
7. Has a life outside the forum
8. exotic eye color and/or skin color
9. "You from outta town?" your answer must be YES
10.Must be comfortable with me using the terms "bitch" and "random" to describe you
so... applicants, i'd love a picture. in exchange i'll send you a good one of me.
if you have the maturity level under 18, i will not respond to you. that is a warning!
eh... why the hell not?
1. I don't wear this. it smells like a gigilo's ass. or at least what i think a gigilo's ass smells like. which isn't that good, i can tell you.
2. My wife thinks so.
3. my wife thinks so.
4. Teach music.
5. being puerto rican, it's a requirement to know how to dance. bust a move. 'nuff said.
6. i enjoy playing mike tyson's punch out. haven't beaten him yet, but one day, when i'm 60 probably, i will beat him. oh yes. i have a black belt in Super Mario Bros. i can beat the game in less than 5 1/2 minutes. that's how cool i was in high school.
7. I cook lasagna. i enjoy watching movies. i go dancing once in a blue moon. does that count as a life?
8. brown eyes. i fail the test.
9. i'm from and have been from out of town. army brat over here. been around the world.
10. bitches and randoms are my fave. bitchy randoms? random bitches?