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Ziggy Stardust's avatar
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You shrunk!

And I rode my skateboard through your lawn!

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CP3S said:


pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.  
TV's Frink's avatar
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Ziggy Stardust said:

And I rode my skateboard through your lawn!

lol

greenpenguino's avatar
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Ziggy Stardust said:

And I rode my skateboard through your lawn!

hah!

That wasn't even his lawn! You got the wrong house!!

It was mine! ha ha!!!

 

Oh wait...

STAR WARS EPISODE 2.8 - known as Greenpenguino's best Star wars sequel script, EVA!!!! SEQUEL SEQUEL!

I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier and more handsomer...

doubleKO's avatar
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Ziggy Stardust said:

Thirteen, and with wisdom beyond my years! ;-)

 

Whaaa... I can't believe you are thirteen Zig. Way to ruin the Bell curve ;) I knew you were wise beyond your years but I thought you were sixteen or so! I guess I shouldn't have been promoting Pulp Fiction in your favourite movies thread :P

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CHERISH IT!

Last edited on June 21, 2011 at 5:53 PM by doubleKO (Reason: DISCLAIMER: Kid shown is not a real depiction of Ziggy Stardust.)
Ziggy Stardust's avatar
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It's okay, I've already seen Pulp Fiction many times.

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CP3S said:


pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.  
doubleKO's avatar
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This thread got derailed pretty quickly and I am partially responsible, so:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

Still funny.

Last edited on July 15, 2011 at 1:45 PM by doubleKO
Ripplin's avatar
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The Stone Angel by Margaret Laurence (had to look that last name up)

Incredibly boring book about a "handsome" old woman who gets lost in a park or something, forced upon us by our English teacher for no other reason than it's Canadian, one would have to assume, as no teenager could possibly like it.

I Am Jackie Chan: My Life in Action by Jackie Chan

Thoroughly entertaining!

captainsolo's avatar
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I just reread the Bourne trilogy for the first time in years.

The Bourne Identity-Robert Ludlum

Truly one of the great spy novels, this work is a genius premise that is followed by 600+ pages of extreme labyrinth.

The Bourne Supremacy-

A worthy companion to the first book that takes a bit longer to get because of its less immediate plot nature, this book deals more with the psychological stress of being Jason Bourne.

The Bourne Ultimatum-

The writing takes a bit of a nosedive, as the plot becomes very tedious at times, but all in all there's just this constant feeling of: "It's finally going to end after over 1500 pages of mind numbingly complicated plot twists so I must finish!!!"

 

also The Bourne Legacy-Eric Van Lustbader

Continuation novel that aside from a few mistakes, incredibly wrong plot elements, mistakes that Jason Bourne would never make, character age impossibility, and a few implausible elements came up as a pretty enjoyable read.

BTW the Bourne books have NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH THE MOVIES. Aside from a guy named Jason Bourne who had amnesia and used to have something to do with the CIA. (The actual backstory goes all the way back to Vietnam and the plot deals with international terrorism, CIA black ops in the Cold War, secret Vietnam directives, and Carlos the Jackal.) The books are incredibly human and realistic. Even for a spy novel enthusiast, the first two have to rank amongst the best of the genre, and I'd even put Identity amongst the great literature.

Tagline: "If you want to make your head hurt from plot twists read the Bourne trilogy."

 

Mental note: "I will not reread the 2001 sequels. I will not reread the 2001  sequels."

VADER!? WHERE THE HELL IS MY MOCHA LATTE? -Palpy on a very bad day.

"George didn't think there was any future in dead Han toys."-Harrison Ford

My review blog: thehificelluloidmonster.wordpress.com

Ziggy Stardust's avatar
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captainsolo said:

Mental note: "I will not reread the 2001 sequels. I will not reread the 2001  sequels."

2010 was great. Just sayin'.

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CP3S said:


pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.  
captainsolo's avatar
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I thought it was okay. Took me more concentration to get through it than 2001. It's really 2061 and 3001 that get into the "what the hell did I just read" category.

Last edited on July 16, 2011 at 3:03 PM by captainsolo

VADER!? WHERE THE HELL IS MY MOCHA LATTE? -Palpy on a very bad day.

"George didn't think there was any future in dead Han toys."-Harrison Ford

My review blog: thehificelluloidmonster.wordpress.com

Ziggy Stardust's avatar
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LOL at "2063".

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CP3S said:


pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.  
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If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor by Bruce Campbell

In dire need of a second, updated, edition.

God doesn't think in terms of black or white - or even shades of gray - but in big, bright, bold hues of blue and orange.

CP3S' avatar
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Love that book!

Just watched Burn Notice: The Fall of Sam Axe yesterday, which made me dig out my signed copy of that book to start reading it again. An updated second edition would be incredible.

 

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Jurassic Park (annual re-read)

You're running on auxiliary power, god damn it!

"Never Sale Your Laserdiscs! Always keep something at hand for compassion!"

Keep Circulating The Tapes

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Ziggy Stardust said:

LOL at "2063".

Fixed. Thank goodness there was never a movie.

VADER!? WHERE THE HELL IS MY MOCHA LATTE? -Palpy on a very bad day.

"George didn't think there was any future in dead Han toys."-Harrison Ford

My review blog: thehificelluloidmonster.wordpress.com

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