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Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery - Sanitized ***NOW AVAILABLE, SEE FIRST POST***
Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery - Sanitized ***NOW AVAILABLE, SEE FIRST POST***
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Ointment FlyTV's Frink proudly presents
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery - Sanitzed
(Cover Art by TM2YC)
Austin Powers, now sanitized for your protection!
INTENTION:
To remove as much of the bathroom humor as possible, as well as some unfunny gags, inappropriate jokes, and dated references.
CHANGES:
Cut Austin taking the long wake-up piss
Reduced Mustafa dialogue during his death scene
Cut frozen Gary Coleman and Vanilla Ice
Shortened the Tom Arnold / Austin / Patty O'Brien scene in the bathroom
Cut Vanessa biting the sausage
Cut reference to Carrot Top movie
Cut "In Japan, men come first" joke
Cut Austin's fart in hot tub and follow up fart jokes
Cut Austin punching Mrs. Exposition and then making ugly jokes
Cut Beavis and Butthead
Cut Austin planning to soil himself
Cut sea bass burp
Cut guard taking another peek at Austin in his Union Jack underwear
Cut Austin slamming his balls with his car's gearshift a second time
Cut Vanessa blowing up the penis balloon
Cut Austin telling Random Task "you fight like a woman"
Extended "Female of the Species" slightly to fit extended end credits
VERSION 2 CHANGES (SEPT 2013):
Redid all cuts from scratch to fix audio echo problem
Restored second gunshot during Mustafa death scene
Fixed end credit spelling mistake
SPECIAL THANKS:
L8wrtr for creating the opening logo.
Rogue-theX for suggesting the Austin snoring effect.
Dwight Fry for reviewing the workprint.
Captain Khajiit, Frantic Canadian, geminigod, njvc, and ThrowgnCpr for technical assistance.
RELEASE INFORMATION:
NTSC DVD-5 (Menus, Chapters, Deleted Scenes)
mkv (1280x720, Chapters, Deleted Scenes In Separate mkv)
AVCHD DVD-9 (1280x720, Chapters)
***AVAILABLE ON FANEDIT.INFO***
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyHere's the first cut.
Original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7gnpKlR1bg
Sanitized:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ6f80gqZwA
SilverWook
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I am ready for the trials!Been a while since I've seen the first movie, but they really had the balls to steal #9 verbatim from "You Only Live Twice"? No wonder the Bond people sued over Goldmember! ;)
When it first played on television, (circa 2000?) a lot of gags were sanitized.
Leonardo
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Joliet JakeThe first video's private. Can't see it.
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
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Ointment FlyShould be fixed now.
bkev
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See You, Space Cowboy...There are still network TV cuts out there (somewhere) if you're interested in looking for some already done, easy to swap in/out edits. Might be worth the time to at least see if you agree with some of them.
I look forward to this. The movies are generally well-rounded but could use a little less of the Mike Myers touch.
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Ointment FlyBumping to say I've finished editing. Just need to put together the DVD (and AVCHD?) and I can release it, most likely sometime in May.
SilverWook
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I am ready for the trials!Saw a little bit of Goldmember on ABC Family a while back, and the edits were hilariously obvious to say the least. Need to see it all the way through next time to see what jokes Disney left intact.
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Ointment FlyBump. This is nearly done, the DVD5 is complete and I just need to get the mkv and maybe AVCHD figured out.
Also, if anyone is interested in doing DVD artwork for me, I'd really appreciate it.
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Ointment FlyAVCHD completed. mkv to follow, this is looking good for a June release.
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyTV's Frink proudly presents
Austin Powers
International Man of Mystery
Sanitzed
(Cover Art by TM2YC)
Austin Powers, now sanitized for your protection!
INTENTION:
To remove as much of the bathroom humor as possible, as well as some unfunny gags, inappropriate jokes, and dated references.
CHANGES:
Cut Austin taking the long wake-up piss
Reduced Mustafa dialogue during his death scene
Cut frozen Gary Coleman and Vanilla Ice
Shortened the Tom Arnold / Austin / Patty O'Brien scene in the bathroom
Cut Vanessa biting the sausage
Cut reference to Carrot Top movie
Cut "In Japan, men come first" joke
Cut Austin's fart in hot tub and follow up fart jokes
Cut Austin punching Mrs. Exposition and then making ugly jokes
Cut Beavis and Butthead
Cut Austin planning to soil himself
Cut sea bass burp
Cut guard taking another peek at Austin in his Union Jack underwear
Cut Austin slamming his balls with his car's gearshift a second time
Cut Vanessa blowing up the penis balloon
Cut Austin telling Random Task "you fight like a woman"
Extended "Female of the Species" slightly to fit extended end credits
SPECIAL THANKS:
L8wrtr for creating the opening logo.
Rogue-theX for suggesting the Austin snoring effect.
Dwight Fry for reviewing the workprint.
Captain Khajiit, Frantic Canadian, geminigod, njvc, and ThrowgnCpr for technical assistance.
RELEASE INFORMATION:
NTSC DVD-5 (Menus, Chapters, Deleted Scenes)
mkv (1280x720, Chapters, Deleted Scenes In Separate mkv)
AVCHD DVD-9 (1280x720, Chapters)
***AVAILABLE ON FANEDIT.INFO***
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyNot sure if anyone checked this edit out, but I've made a v2 to fix a couple things. This was sparked by a discussion on FE where several people pointed out a noticeable echo in some scenes. I did extensive testing on the project file and the only conclusion possible was that the significant echo was due to a problem on my timeline. I couldn't quite figure out how it happened, but it was definitely worse than the source, and it wasn't due to any issues with settings.
So I ended up redoing all the cuts from scratch to fix the issue. I also restored the second gunshot when Mustafa is killed, as several people seemed to miss it. Rewatching the original scene again, my problem wasn't with the second shot itself, but rather that Mustafa is talking after the first shot and Dr. Evil doesn't react like he does all the other times Mustafa is talking. So the scene still has much of Mustafa's dialogue and moaning removed, but the second shot is restored.
Lastly, I fixed the spelling mistake at the end of the credits.
v2 is now available on fanedit.info.
Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery - Sanitized ***NOW AVAILABLE, SEE FIRST POST***