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TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyEPISODE 1
ANNOUNCER: On today's episode...
INT - DAY - POLITICS THREAD
C3PX said:
Just in case I have not already stated how very much I love Xhonzi, I feel compelled to take this moment to do so.
xhonzi said:
Thanks for the compliment, C3PX, but I'm saving myself for Gaffer.
C3PX said:
Arrg! I am always losing out to Don Gaffer on these boards! One of these days I am going to have to start resenting that guy.
Gaffer Tape said:
Yeah, like Biff Tannen does, apparently...
I'M SO SAD!!!
ANNOUNCER: Meanwhile...
INT - DAY - PAT ROBERTSON THREAD
C3PX said:
And Boost, I really liked that last post of yours. Well said.
TheBoost said:
(Edit: C3PX beat me to it, with a similar sentiment.. and thanks)
C3PX said:
Wow, another really well written post, courtesy of TheBoost.
Edit: Yours was far more concise, thought provoking, and to the point.
TheBoost said:
Thank you sir. You flatter me.
ANNOUNCER: But other relationships were brewing, which could topple the entire OT.com forum...
INT - NIGHT - BUBALOVE THREAD
Gaffer Tape said:
Damnit! I'm still unloved...
EDIT: I mean, ohhhh, look at this! I'm loved too! I too got a private message! I'm going to show you all right here!
Dearest Gaffer Tape,
I saw your profile at (originaltrilogy.com), and you seem to be the sexiest person on that boards, so much more so than C3PX, which is why he hasn't gotten any private messages. But you're so sexy that I can't keep my hot, well-manicured hands off of you. We should totally have with sex and stuff. Because you're so hot. Please reply with me of your e-mail address, which is essential for with sex-having. Oh, and also your credit card number, for that too is necessary for the sex-having.
Sincerely,
GorgeousWoman3334253353See, I'm loved!
Ric Olie said:
I got one too. Hooray!
******
Dearest Mr. Olie,
Happiest of new years! I saw your profile at (originaltrilogy.com), and you seem to be the sexiest person on that boards, so much more so than C3PX or Gaffer Tape, which is why they hasn't gotten any private messages that were real. But you're so sexy that I can't keep my hot, well-manicured amphibian hands off of you. We should totally have with underwater sex and stuff. Because you're so hot. Please reply with me of your e-mail address, which is essential for with sex-having. Oh, and also your credit card number, for that too is necessary for the sex-having.
Sincerely,
GunganWoman3334253353******
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
ANNOUNCER: Will Gaffer choose xhonzi or GorgeousWoman3334253353? Will Biff realize that Gaffer has been right in front of him all this time? Will C3PX put his feelings for xhonzi aside and pursue TheBoost? Will TheBoost get jealous of xhonzi? Will Ric succumb to the forbidden love of GunganWoman3334253353? Is Gaffer hiding a special surprise under her white robe? Find out, next time, on...
AS THE DEATH STAR TURNS!
(note: all quotes are lifted directly from the forum - nothing has been edited to fit the story)
C3PX
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Saint (and Fink is a drut wolley diputs)Wow... words fail me. One thing is for sure, I shall try very hard to refrain from complimenting other people's posts from now on.
Oh, by the way Fink, this is a pretty amusing thread...
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
Johnny Ringo
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has been intentionally left blank.hold on - one of you needs to get an eye patch and a [preferrable evil] twin brother.
Anchorhead said:look at Johnny Ringo, man. If I had to go against that guy it would be an Indiana Jones\Dovchenko event - and I'd be hoping like hell for a bunch of ants.
Ric Olie
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Outlook not so goodI don't know about the eye patch, but I can definitely see the evil twin brother thing. Now, I wonder who could play my twin...
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Jedi ReMasterRic Olie said:
I don't know about the eye patch, but I can definitely see the evil twin brother thing. Now, I wonder who could play my twin...
Don't owe on me this time !
The EMPIRE STRIKES BACK Score: "All-Sourced" Restoration & Sonic Achievement.
Ric Olie
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Outlook not so goodNo...I had someone else in mind. Someone yellow.
xhonzi
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of Earth.Hey, why did I wake up inside a well? I bet TheBoost had something to do with this!
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Johnny Ringo
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has been intentionally left blank.It does what TheBoost says or It gets the hose again!
Anchorhead said:look at Johnny Ringo, man. If I had to go against that guy it would be an Indiana Jones\Dovchenko event - and I'd be hoping like hell for a bunch of ants.
Gaffer Tape
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Imagination PrincessI'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeFrink!
There is no lingerie in space...
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlySo I've started collecting quotes for another episode. But would it be worth it? Nothing I've found works quite as well as the Politics and Pat Robertson stuff. I am quite fond of the xhonzi/Ringo exchange in this thread, however.
CP3S said:
Wow... words fail me. One thing is for sure, I shall try very hard to refrain from complimenting other people's posts from now on.
Well that's no fun. What, you don't want to be a TV star?
CP3S said:
Oh, by the way Fink, this is a pretty amusing thread...
Thanks CP3S...
Gaffer Tape said:
I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeFrink!
I don't know if we can show that on daytime network television.
Ric Olie said:
Now, I wonder who could play my twin...
I'm sure the writers have something cooked up for that.
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyPRESS RELEASE:
After an 18 month hiatus, AS THE DEATH STAR TURNS has been officially canceled.
-END RELEASE
Ziggy Stardust
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I demand a spin-off entitled Ziggy Stardust in da Hous.
Ziggy has spoken.
quadrennia.tumblr.com
CP3S said:
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.
pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyDemand rejected.
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CP3S said:
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.
pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex Maximus
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- Anál nathrach,
- orth’ bháis’s bethad,
- do chél dénmha
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!Ziggy Stardust said:
I demand a spin-off entitled Ziggy Stardust in da Hous.
Ziggy has spoken.
APPROVED!!
I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier and more handsomer...
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyThe network has powerful lawyers. I wouldn't do it if I were you.
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!Oh yeah? Well I bought the lawyers! And the network! Suck it!!
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Ziggy Stardust
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greenpenguino said:
Suck it!!
I don't think Frink is into that sort of thing....
;-)
quadrennia.tumblr.com
CP3S said:
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.
pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyZiggy Stardust said:
greenpenguino said:
Suck it!!
I don't think Frink is into that sort of thing....
;-)
Well, not anymore, given that the show has been cancelled...
Ziggy Stardust
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TV's Frink said:
Ziggy Stardust said:
greenpenguino said:
Suck it!!
I don't think Frink is into that sort of thing....
;-)
Well, not anymore, given that the show has been canceled...
I guess someone's about to be a very happy penguin!
quadrennia.tumblr.com
CP3S said:
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.
pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!Ziggy Stardust said:
TV's Frink said:
Ziggy Stardust said:
greenpenguino said:
Suck it!!
I don't think Frink is into that sort of thing....
;-)
Well, not anymore, given that the show has been canceled...
I guess someone's about to be a very happy penguin!
YAY!
Happy Feet was Shit BTW
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Ziggy Stardust
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Oh whatever. You're probably camping out for Happy Feet 2.
quadrennia.tumblr.com
CP3S said:
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.
pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyICE BURN
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!Ziggy Stardust said:
Oh whatever. You're probably camping out for Happy Feet 2.
There's a Happy Feet 2 coming out????
*googles*
*Seethes with anger*
WHAT??? WHAT!!!!???
RRRAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*pulls out standard issue starfleet phaser and shoots first.*
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As The Death Star Turns (The OT.com Off Topic Soap Opera) (UK Version)