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"17 images that will ruin your childhood" article at cracked.com (OT related)

http://www.cracked.com/article_19001_17-images-that-will-ruin-your-childhood.html

 

Where were you in '77?
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RE: "17 images that will ruin your childhood" article at cracked.com (OT related)

Urkel sure filled out, and I LOLed at Axl Rose.

God doesn't think in terms of black or white - or even shades of gray - but in big, bright, bold hues of blue and orange.

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RE: "17 images that will ruin your childhood" article at cracked.com (OT related)

They totally missed the boat on that one.  No prequel images, no jar jar, no hayden, no nuked fridge and shia in indiana jones, or aliens.  What were they thinking.

 "Always loved Vader's wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin's ghost. What a fucking shame." -Simon Pegg.

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skyjedi2005 said:

They totally missed the boat on that one.  No prequel images, no jar jar, no hayden, no nuked fridge and shia in indiana jones, or aliens.  What were they thinking.

I didn't know that the Star Wars prequels and Indy 4 were part of your childhood...

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Quackula said:

skyjedi2005 said:

They totally missed the boat on that one.  No prequel images, no jar jar, no hayden, no nuked fridge and shia in indiana jones, or aliens.  What were they thinking.

I didn't know that the Star Wars prequels and Indy 4 were part of your childhood...

As someone would say: Busted.

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RE: "17 images that will ruin your childhood" article at cracked.com (OT related)

The best thing about it was Zoltar being replaced by a pepsi machine, and Axl.

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won't last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you'll be able to project it on a 20' by 40' screen with perfect quality. I think it's the director's prerogative, not the studio's to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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If it was the Battle Of The Planets Zoltar I wouldn't see it has a problem as the Pepsi Machine is probably a giant frighteningly be-weaponed robot marmot in disguise.

I was more shocked to find out that Zoltar (and his sister) was really Bergu Kattse.

Last edited on January 29, 2011 at 4:06 PM by Bingowings

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RE: "17 images that will ruin your childhood" article at cracked.com (OT related)

Quackula said:

skyjedi2005 said:

They totally missed the boat on that one.  No prequel images, no jar jar, no hayden, no nuked fridge and shia in indiana jones, or aliens.  What were they thinking.

I didn't know that the Star Wars prequels and Indy 4 were part of your childhood...

I disagree i think they would be very relevent conisdering the oot is buried, star wars has been sullied and destroyed.  Lucas has tarnished his legacy.

 

The page was on images that would destroy your childhood pretty much the same as Indiana Jones IV and the Prequels.  Not the behind the scenes stuff like the Rinzler book that made me love the oot version of empire even more and made me even angrier that it is ruined by Lucas and not restored.

 "Always loved Vader's wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin's ghost. What a fucking shame." -Simon Pegg.

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I love Cracked, always a fun website to browse.

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twooffour said:

skyjedi2005 said:

Quackula said:

skyjedi2005 said:

They totally missed the boat on that one.  No prequel images, no jar jar, no hayden, no nuked fridge and shia in indiana jones, or aliens.  What were they thinking.

I didn't know that the Star Wars prequels and Indy 4 were part of your childhood...

I disagree i think they would be very relevent conisdering the oot is buried, star wars has been sullied and destroyed.  Lucas has tarnished his legacy.

 

The page was on images that would destroy your childhood pretty much the same as Indiana Jones IV and the Prequels.  Not the behind the scenes stuff like the Rinzler book that made me love the oot version of empire even more and made me even angrier that it is ruined by Lucas and not restored.

 

Okay, I still don't get whether you're for real, or just trolling for everyone's entertainment, but the article's theme clearly, unambiguously was behind-the-scenes facts, not shitty sequels.

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skyjedi is a very special breed of contrariness. He's quite consistent and keeps us all on our toes.

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twooffour said:

skyjedi2005 said:

Quackula said:

skyjedi2005 said:

They totally missed the boat on that one.  No prequel images, no jar jar, no hayden, no nuked fridge and shia in indiana jones, or aliens.  What were they thinking.

I didn't know that the Star Wars prequels and Indy 4 were part of your childhood...

I disagree i think they would be very relevent conisdering the oot is buried, star wars has been sullied and destroyed.  Lucas has tarnished his legacy.

 

The page was on images that would destroy your childhood pretty much the same as Indiana Jones IV and the Prequels.  Not the behind the scenes stuff like the Rinzler book that made me love the oot version of empire even more and made me even angrier that it is ruined by Lucas and not restored.

Okay, I still don't get whether you're for real, or just trolling for everyone's entertainment, but the article's theme clearly, unambiguously was behind-the-scenes facts, not shitty sequels.

Aren't you a little new to be saying something like this?

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RE: "17 images that will ruin your childhood" article at cracked.com (OT related)

No, with this guy you absolutely don't get to say that.  If it was someone we didn't know well, then you might have a point.  But no matter what I think of skyjedi (and I've given him plenty of shit over the last few years), the one thing he is not is a troll. He's been consistent in his positions for a long time, and he's not trying to bait anyone.  He's just really depressed about SW and other stuff.

If you had been here longer than a month, you'd probably wouldn't need to be told this.

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^I'm not sure if you are a troll or not, but your behavior suspiciously looks like trolling.

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RE: "17 images that will ruin your childhood" article at cracked.com (OT related)

Anyway, the point Frink is trying to make here is that, like it or not, online forums, and any social circle for that matter, have something of a pecking order.  New people who come in have to earn their place in the community, develop a rapport with the locals.  And when you have, then the occasional "calling people out" can be seen as more tolerable, depending on the circumstances.  But there's little that ruffles a social circle's feathers more than for the new guy to harass one of their own.  Even if it's justified, it's not at all a way for a newbie to earn his stripes.  Just like making a sexually charged comment to a close friend is funny but saying that same thing to a stranger might get you arrested.  It's all about building relationships.

There is no lingerie in space...

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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RE: "17 images that will ruin your childhood" article at cracked.com (OT related)

Lame article, was Lame.


Title of

17 images that will ruin your childhood
Not fulfilled. Article is epic fail. BTS pics =/= ruined childhood. Showing years later pics =/= ruined childhood.

@Article writer
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Last edited on January 30, 2011 at 4:25 AM by twister111
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^those are some obnoxious images

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twooffour said:

You know, fuck that crap - I've seen a few of that guy's posts, seen this one, and posted what I always post in comparable situations: an incredulous rebuttal starting with a formulaic "not sure whether you're trolling, but..."; why do I do that? Well, in part because, in case the individual happens to be a troll, I don't want to look stupid to said troll by showing them that I fall for their theatrics :D

skyjedi is not a troll.  But even if he was...I guarantee no one here would have said "jeez, that new twooffour guy fell for his bullshit" if you had just kept your mouth shut.

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